=) how about your friendship? And of course, I am willing to assist as you need me to further... umm... do you need to eat when your in a mortal form now?... well eat or sleep... we might need to find you a place to stay.... oh, and I really am not trying to imply anything with that, I meant like a hotel for you or something.... I'm just going to shut up now...

*She gives Arcel a creepy leer.*

Well We have been away for soooo long all alone, We would hate to think that some pony might want to take advantage of us!

In all seriousness, though, this body will require food. In fact *stomach rumble* We believe it requires food quite urgently.

Do you collect socks?
Anonymous

We remember… something about socks? And something about naming our hooves? Luna still has the greater part of Our memories, We suspect.

Rocky here again. Suddenly the thought of death is even worse now. Well at least I got my wish.. .... ... ....... Darn it.
Anonymous

Now if We weren’t separate from Luna, we could cure your cancer with a flick of Our mane. So don’t blame me, blame that cruel tyrant Celestia and her servants, the Elements of Harmony, for your suffering.

Hello. My name is Rocky Slopes. I'm not quite a grown pony yet but I've been diagnosed with Cancer. I asked the Make A Wish Foundation to grant me a wish. That wish is to ask you a question. So, my question is; Where do ponies go when they die?
Anonymous

When a little colt or filly asks us a question like this, We usually make something up to scare them, so they will stay up and see Our wondrous night.

But for this question, We cannot think of anything more horrible than the truth.

In fact, we cannot answer at all, the truth being so utterly terrible that even We cannot bear to tell it to a little foal.

*blinks*..... oh dear.... I'm not a clone.... dang it, how did he do that? Must have made a mistake with my protection runes.... oh, Nightmare Moon, are you alright?

We are fine, thank you. Now that the delay has been dealt with, we are free to continue Our plans. Even if We have sworn an oath to leave beloved Luna alone, We may still join with her again so long as she initiates it.

We had it backwards all the while. We should make her come back to Us! We’ll show her that We are the best of her, that she is incomplete without us.

You have been very helpful, Arcel. Nightmare Moon rewards those that help her. Is there anything you desire?

Agreed. *Opens the book, intones the spell. The chain shatters.* There, you are free, and I no longer feel the Burning, so the hunt has disbanded. You are free to go... But remember one thing. I am bound by Oath not to bother you. But I am not bound from directing others to bother you. You won't see me, but I WILL see you. Oh, and you cannot be allowed to return here and reclaim this book, so.... *M'LKNAHR DITUHW BFFHREW* *Nightmare Moon Awakens in the everfree forest beside Arcel. Try as she might, she cannot teleport to the book... Or locate Typewryter*

We sincerely hope that was the last We will ever see of you.

On one final note, what did ever happen to that little filly this was all about anyway?

I've been up about 100 days now. Day and Night. Can't seem to sleep. Any advice?
Anonymous

Just twenty more nights until… well, wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise ;)

Where do foals come from?

Read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish#Reproduction

It’s kinda like that, just with ponies instead of fish. Ever wonder why you see so many more mares than stallions around? Now you know.

Pleasant dreams…

Actually my talent is Illusions... I just was able to figure out a way to make solid illusionary clones, its a spell I have been working at for awhile using a bunch of old things I have read... actually, part of what helped was the research that was gleamed off what you did after your initial release from your inprisonment, back when the shadowbolts were just a part of you instead of there own threat.

If being forced into incorporeality has taught Us anything it is the power and utility of illusion.

No nightmare.... They are coming for ME.... Your death is a side effect. Once I release you, I will still die.... And then Nyaarlothotep will have my soul..... I know that even you fear him.... You know what horrors I will face... But they will not harm me if WE swear into another Oath. I will break this chaining spell ONLY if you swear that no harm shall come to me OR Luna through you; Directly OR indirectly. Deal? Else they will kill us both.... And the chain will drag your soul to him as well. *A horn is sounded* Oh... They're coming....

We swear that we shall never willingly do harm to you or Luna, either directly or indirectly, if you break this chain and reaffirm your oath to not bother Us again.