She kind of... lost it... I wasn't there myself, but I have heard several people who were there... I would ask her directly but I fear that might be a bit of a... friendship killer question since I don't know her to well yet... though I do know from my resources that whatever it is she did is what caused the end of the Grand Galloping Gala for the night... as well as cuasing quite the panic in the attending people, I think one person even said they were afraid of the yellow and pink pegasus...
I wonder if whatever happened to her when she snapped is also what fuels her stare...
Interesting. Perhaps she could be made to turn that rage against herself and her friends.
... I still don't agree with your plans for darkness and hope to still turn you away from them somehow.
With that said, about your analsys of Fluttershy... did you not happen to see her(or hear of her) actions during the night of he Grand Galloping Gala? There is far more to her then her timid outward appearence might suggest.
Celestia, doubtlessly fearing Our might, has warded the palace proper against us. Hence, we were unable to attend the Grand Galloping Gala.
We heard mention that she had done something to embarrass herself, but nothing concrete.
HEY! I read what you posted about Fluttershy! She is a kind, wonderful pony, and YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT! She freaking stared down a Cockatrice WHILE IT WAS ACTIVELY TURNING HER TO STONE! She defeated a dragon BY YELLING AT IT LIKE IT WAS A MISBEHAVING CHILD! Fluttershy is ten times greater than you could ever be!
And Starbuck: Don't you have ANY standards?
We mentioned her staring power, and how to counter it. Surely it must be the result of some sort of wild magic, because there is NOTHING intimidating about Fluttershy. And while We’re sure communicating with small animals must be handy to a vet, it doesn’t exactly scream “chosen hero” material.
And Starbuck is a clearly a colt of exquisite taste!
*cough* I beg to differ *readjusts sunglasses* still though...if you ever decide to give up world domination... *lowers sunglasses* gimmie a call.
Not likely cutie, but *swats his rump* thanks!
#5 - The Element of Honesty
Hawdy ya’ll. Ahm a dum hic tat ain’t awful smart like! Izzat a challenge?
Firstly, as far as We can tell, this pony gained the Element of Honesty merely by being BAD at lying, not though any sort of merit. Simply being too unintelligent to be convincing is not what one wants in a champion.
Secondly, the trees. Is she just too stupid to realise that trees do not need beds nor blankets? Or is it some kind of familial neural defect (perhaps as a result of inbreeding)? We think the latter, since the trait seems to be shared by a number of her many relatives. And in families, like in trees, warped branches indicate a rotten core.
Last in this parade of shame, We must make mention of her intense pride. Stubborn beyond all reasoning, an enterprising pony may be able to do away with her by challenging her to preform suicidal stunts (like ‘stay under water for thirty minutes’ or something). We have observed her pride working against her and her friends in the past, and it will surely work against Celestia in the future!
Like the holder of the Element of Kindness, she has a single redeeming point (well, two redeeming points, the other being she’s not NEARLY as annoying as some of her relatives *cough*Braeburn*cough*). Like so many of limited intellect, she possesses great physical strength. We would advise any looking to rid Us of this particular annoyance to do so from a distance, or to use her stubbornness against her.
Nightmare Moon, did you just make out with Starbuck?
Yes!
But perhaps this is setting a bad precedent. Soon all stallions will start thinking that all they need to do in order to make out with the beautiful Nightmare Moon is to throw rocks at her…
All right! Next pony to throw things at Us gets a cerebral aneurysm!
*Cough* you didn't have to use so much tounge...
There is no such thing as too much tongue!
Have you thought about a replacement for grass and other plants to eat for when you've become queen and make the night eternal?
You know, since those plants need the sunlight for photosynthesis and thus will go extinct in an eternal night, so will your mortal subjects and other herbivores followed by mortal carnivores (and omnivores) whose prey has gone extinct...
Anonymous
Ah, We remember now. We were going to adapt plant life to run directly off of nuclear power. We could grow forests in minutes, with only a nominal increase in pony cancer and sterility.
Aaaaah!....meh, what's the worst that could happen?
*tacklemakeoutglomp*
*mwa sloppy nightmare makouts*
HA Now that you have known the makeouts of the beautiful NIGHTMARE MOON no mere moral pony shall suffice!
Were insanity levels in Equestria always so high or did your sister invite Cthulhu over while you were on the moon?
You seem like the only sane pony around...
Anonymous
Things have gotten a little… strange… since We last walked upon Equestria. We blame the internet, the advent of reality television, and Pinkie Pie for this.
