Worship the rightful Queen of Equestria!

You are not cool. You are just a loser! You should die. go away nightmare moon! you're not even scary. loser.

WHAT!!?? Are you feeling all right, Pink one? Not that We are actually concerned for your wellbeing, but you are acting in a manner entirely alien to the Pinkie Pie We studied.

I have but one simple question, your majesty: Hugs?

Anonymous

Why must everypony hug Us?

Well, We suppose you’re not Celestia. Fine… *hugs*

We suppose then We will bend to the will of the anonymous, and post our thoughts about our friends following the regular reviews.

((OOC: Caramel, Doctor Hooves, Hoity Toity, Soarin, and the ponies I’ve already done are what I have planned. I’m not going to do Snips or Snails, since they’re too young. Am I missing anypony?))

Ah, yes. I remember. If I remember correctly, I also made out with said body. Heh heh. What I meant is, I thought you'd be able to purge the negative effects of alcohol from your body. Isn't that within your slightly limited powers? Or am I to believe that the embodiment of Princess Luna's anger and hatred simply wanted to "PAR-TAY"?

the-shady-bacon

Naturally, We could use Our magic to purge Ourselves of any poison. But that would require Our concentration. We wished to try out the effects of alcohol on Our new body, and by the time We realised We had ingested too much, the alcohol was already inhibiting Our ability to do precise magic (like a detox spell).

... *sighs* Seeing what the right thing to do is difficult at times... but I do try... *blinks*... you know me better then I thought, glad your taking the friend concept seriously at least =) ... are you really going to put me and Type on that stallion rating list?

mythic-swirl

The anons have asked for it. We had not planned to initially, but would be willing to, We suppose, if you think it would not make things too awkward between us…

Braeburn

AAAAA-APPLELOOSA!!!!

ARGH! How he shrieks and he yells! Does he not have any other volume setting than ‘full blast’!?

Somepony would need to remove his vocal cords before We could ever even CONSIDER being with him.

Rating: F

Nyx. You do not trust me?

typeandprint-deactivated2012012

Be fair, you DID lie to Us, and take advantage of Our incorporeal state to trick Us into making an oath to you. Which, we might mention, is still binding. While it’s not permitted to trick a mortal into an oath, a divinity, on the other hoof, is expected to watch out for Herself.

... umm... is there anypony you do trust Nightmare Moon.... or might be close to trusting?

mythic-swirl

We have learned to trust you to do what you believe to be the right thing, Arcel, but also that at times you may be… misguided… as to what the right thing truly is.

I really dislike Anons... They can be so mean.

typeandprint-deactivated2012012

Don’t worry, at that wonderful moment when Our night eternal envelops the land, the Anons shall look upon their deeds and despair.

Making progress doing what? Rating a few stallions? What are you, some prepubescent little filly? Why don't you have a little sleepover and invite your friends and braid each other's manes while you're at it. And have you seen how often this Typewryter fellow associates with the enemy? Are you completely sure you can trust him?

Anonymous

It is the duty of any great ruler to make sure Her subjects make the right decisions, and what decision is more important than choosing the correct mare or stallion?

As for Typewryter, of course We do not trust him. But right now, YOU are doing more to earn a banishment than he has recently! Prepubescent little filly, huh?!