NO! GO AWAY! *still crying*
He… It’s just… We know, in our deepest being, We are part of Luna, and should rejoin with her, but she pushes us away, and there’s something else in her heart now where We once were. And now he comes along and tells us that it’s wrong for Us to be with Luna, which is the very reason for Our being… *snif* and…
*crying* WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!
An attractive and well-groomed stallion, Caramel somehow manages to retain a perfectly formed mane and tail even after a hard day’s work. Though this excellent grooming does wonders for his appearance, We have noticed that at times it edges on the obsessive. He tends to forget his job or lose vital tools when distracted by an out-of-place hair or a spot on his coat. Though these traits are acceptable in a one-night-stand, or even a brief relationship, they do not bode well for any sort of long-term commitment.
Also, sadly, he appears to have rather poor taste. When We approached him in Our mortal guise for a little bit of fun, he seemed oblivious to Our desires, no matter how obvious We made them.
(On an unrelated note, that club We approached him in? An excellent place for any coltfriend-hunting filly to try. We didn’t see another mare in the place.)
Rating: C+
We… We don’t want your help. *snif* Go away and leave Us alone!
But We love her! And fear her! We are her, or at least part of her!
Just as We feel with every fragment of Our being a need to become one with her again, surely somewhere deep down she must desire to become one with Us as well.
Defeated but not destroyed, We move in secret throughout Equestria, to bring about Our reign once more.
You kept offering us confections while We were spying on you, remember? Even though We were invisible…
We are as well as We can be without Luna. Though maintaining Our guise as a mortal pony is more difficult than we had surmised. Once We are Queen, we shall have to look into streamlining the retail process.
Why should We care if you destroy some alien world We’ve never even been to?
And no, We don’t think so.
