Oh, and rest assured, Soarin, you shall have your place in Our rankings as well!

What does reviewing colts have to do with taking over Equestria?
  1. There are too many young fillies lost looking for love. They need Our guidance.
  2. Luna became upset when We mentioned Our attraction towards Rarity, and feared that it may imply things about her. We shall show all Equestria that not more than maybe 10% of Us is attracted to fillies. (Okay, 20%, AT MOST!!!!)

((OOC: For those who I am sure will pester me about this: In my interpretation, colt or filly doesn’t really matter all that much to Nightmare Moon. She’s a creation of magic, and beyond things like ‘sexual orientation’.))

My dear I am greatly proud of you, you have taken your first step towards a greater life. I see so much of my daughter in you. -Galaxiour

We will see where this leads Us. But never forget, We are still Nightmare Moon, bringer of the night that lasts forever!!!!

Miss Moon? I have brought you something that I believe might cheer you up. *He produces a circular, chocolatey thing* It's a moonpie. I.... I made it for you, since you were so upset. It's graham cracker.... Marshmallow.... Chocolate.... You know, the whole deal.....

They… They named a pie after Our beloved Luna’s moon?

*She takes the pie and noms on it happily*

Now there is the Nightmare Moon Confidance! =D *gets my Anon mask ready*

Tonight, she shall taste our two-ply quilted vengeance!

Glad to be of help NM =) Anything I can do for you, something to eat, to drink.... or would you just like me to stay here? *eager to get my friend past this downward slump* Heck, I'll go TP Twilights Tree if it will get a smile from you.

Now there is a plan! Fetch the charmin! Tonight, we leave no branch un-papered! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I am glad. If there is EVER anything you need, do not hesitate for even a moment to ask me. I will help, no matter what.

Thank you….thank you….

Luna has filled that space in her soul, is that not hope for you to do the same? You have an opportunity to start a life of your own rather than this half life you are currently leading. -Galaxiour

We cannot imagine any greater happiness than to be reunited with Our beloved Luna, but until that day comes, We suppose We should at least try to lead Our own life…

*snif* Thank you… friends. We are feeling a little better now…

*snif* Thank you… friends. We are feeling a little better now…

I'm suprised you like mullets. Seems a bit odd for you.

Big hair was all the rage back when We were banished, and We suppose We still like the look.