Not usually. Once or twice, because you were totally just asking for it, but you’re Our friend and We don’t want to hurt your feelings…
Hmm…. We think We’ll take some sunblock.
*She takes a bottle goes through an exaggerated act of putting it on, rubbing it all over herself, all the while staring at Starbuck with half closed eyes. Just as she’s finishing her rub-down, she kicks out with her back hooves, knocking Starbuck over.*
And that, fillies, is how you win an innuendo contest.
We make it a point not to play games with ponies lacking faces. It’s a good rule, We think.
Where do we begin? Doctor… whoever he is, is simply the handsomest stallion We have encountered since Our escape. Between his dashing mane and confident personality, he is truly a first-class colt.
His air of mystery intrigues Us! We have learned the some of the closest held secrets of…
I’m not married, yet. I don’t think so at least. Otherwise I’d say spot on.
We would tell you more, but the woman We heard that fact from warned Us something about spoilers…
We have never met Pinch, nor Green mane. Starbuck… maybe. We don’t really know him that well either.
We have recently had the opportunity to taste moon pie. We found it to be reasonably delicious.


