We don’t know. In order for Us to become permanently a regular, mortal pony, it would require a divine being to remake our very nature. We wouldn’t be Us anymore, We would be somepony else.

Ignoring that… We suppose We will never like Celestia, but We suppose We would be forced to move away from direct attempts at vengeance. We suppose We would try to get a job in the Castle, where We at least could be near Luna, and do little things to make Celestia’s life less enjoyable (like leave unmarked wet floors for her to slip on, or ‘accidentally’ put hot peppers in her sandwiches).

We haven’t met, but we have heard she is an intelligent, beautiful, and kind unicorn.

We kind of upset Luna when We said We found Rarity attractive (she thought it might imply things about her).

Also, We have sources of knowledge that go beyond those possessed by mortal fillies. We have exposed those stallions that sought to hide their flaws *cough*Blueblood*cough* to Our withering criticism.

Yes. All We had to do today was lift heavy furniture. A simple task, though admittedly perhaps not one conducive to meeting new ponies.

We have thought some more about what you said about an artistic release. We have decided that, when We have time, We will attempt to compose a song or two. To help keep Our cover, as well.

Famed member of the Wonderbolts, Soarin, like Prince Blueblood, is a major figure in the fantasies of young fillies throughout Equestria. Unlike Prince Blueblood, the real Soarin does live up to some of the traits possessed by filly-fantasy-Soarin.

With the body of a pro athlete, Soarin possesses agility and endurance, along with very nicely toned flank and barrel. We have heard rumours that he was once asked to pose in swimwear for Hoofbeat magazine (a popular teen filly magazine), though We cannot confirm it, as no such issue has ever been released.

Soarin’s personality, on the other hand, tends to be a little… simple. He is a pony that prefers a quiet night with a home-cooked pie to clubbing, or seeing shows, or any other sort of entertainment fillies tend to want to do with their coltfriends. Also, when he is not preforming or training, Soarin tends to be somewhat absentminded and easily distracted. He is not the sort of pony one would attempt to have involved discussions on the nature of life with.

For any filly wanting an exciting and memorable one-night stand, we would heartily recommend Soarin. For long term relationships, though, well… This is our prediction: Soarin will have a long career as a stunt flier. He will then retire, marry some mare with mediocre looks but excellent cooking skills, and proceed to become very fat and lazy.

Rating: A for the short term, but C- for the long term

((OOC: ‘flank and barrel’ is the closest equine equivalent to 'chest and abs’.))

((ooc: The new and improved Typewryter, now 20% cooler with zero compression artefacts.))

We had hoped they would have learned after the last time, but We suppose few things have as little survival instinct (or really any sort of mind at all) as anons.

*She gives Type a hug.*

Shhh… it’s over now…

Hmm… Our identity as Nightsky Melody would be improved if We were to practice music… That might be a good idea.

Yes, it would probably be best to put it out of it’s misery.

*She lights the anon-mass on fire.*

…We think We should probably get one of those squishy rubber clowns.

You know, the ones with the eyes that pop out when you squeeze them…