*Nightmare Moon is still panicking, but she has enough composure to TK a few rocks in Starbuck’s general direction.*

They were called ‘stallion ratings’.

Spike seems a little… young to Us. And adult dragons are… lets just say too large in certain ways to be compatible with ponies.

We had to be fair. Just think of what stress your fillyfriend would be under, worrying that at any moment she could be shot at, or set on fire, or devoured by sanity-destroying abominations from beyond reality.

If you didn’t insist on poking around at things that will clearly get you killed some day, you would definitely get a solid B/B+.

arcel-sorm said:

O////O *blushing heavily* I… umm… erm… I se… *takes a deep breath to compose self a bit*…. I see you caught that… umm.. but… well… *talks quickly* I perform any form you take becuase your name is the one I mumbled under the crush question! *fully blushing, ducks down to the ground, putting hooves over head, and inadvertedly veiling self with an illusion of a bush to help hiding out of embarisment* 

I… I…

We don’t know what to say…

*She seems panicked slightly. This is entirely outside her field of past experience.*

Though they are not famous, We have been besieged by requests to do a rating of Our friends Arcel and Typewryter. With their permission, We have decided to acquiesce to Our subject’s demands.

Arcel:

If anypony could ever be accurately described by the term ‘adorkable’, it would definitely be Arcel. He is simply so cute when he is flustered, We can barely stand it! And, We must admit, besides his cuteness he also possesses a certain attractiveness as well.

Besides his sheer adorability, he also possesses a kind and caring nature, the likes of which We have never before known. He is the first pony to call us friend since Our return, and We owe him a such debt for that, We cannot find the words to adequately express…

The sole negative point We can see in him is a certain tendency to disregard his own safety for the sake of his curiosity. But then again, We would never have met him if he wasn’t willing to take risks…

Rating: A-

Typewryter

This pony is just crazy! If Arcel walks into a room cautiously, Typewryter runs in at full speed and dances the pony pokey! While that may be a efficient way to locate traps, it is not an efficient way to ensure a long and healthy life. Any filly seeking a relationship with Typewryter had better keep plenty of bactine and bandages in her saddlebags, and memorise the quickest routes to the local hospital.

While dating Typewryter is sure to be a whirlwind of shocks and dangers, he is rather handsome, and very knowledgeable about many of the more obscure things that lurk in the darker corners of Equestria. A good pony to keep around if one is prone to attracting attention from unsavoury types.

Rating: C+

Thank you… father.

Thank you. We feel… more together, than We were at first. More Our own being.

((ooc: I didn’t get it… I think tumblr is losing some of my questions ;_; ))

((ooc: That’s on my loooong queue of stories I intend to read, I heard it’s really good.))

*Still as Twilight* You’re stalling… *pokes at the clone*

No, We never said it was unique. Any unicorn of sufficient power should be able to do it.

We are sure Einstein is a veritable blur by now. Somepony should really connect him to a dynamo, he might be able to power all of Manehattan.