Umm… Thank… you????
*Mrs Cake returns with their food. Visibly trembling, she slides the food onto the table, then goes to hide under the counter with Mr Cake.*
They look a little like the night sky! *She takes a bite of her fritter* Mmm. Much better that street vendor grass burgers.
*A veritable swarm of onlookers can be seen looking in the windows, trying and failing to be inconspicuous.*
Next time, We think We should be in disguise…
*Mrs Cake hurries to the back room with the order, while Mr Cake continues to cower behind the counter. Nightmare Moon starts fidgeting with her utensils.*
We remember overhearing Mrs Cake complaining that she was always running out of the Pinkie Velvet cupcakes, so We imagine they must be good. We haven’t actually been here before… We’ve just been getting hay fries and grass burgers from a little stand near where We work…
What’s a Blue Moon cupcake?
Hello…
Umm…
How was your day? *She fidgets with the menu some more* Oh, you won’t mind if We don’t try counterspelling you, and just take your word you’re not a clone, would you? We fear if we start casting any magic there might be a panic, and then We’d never get served…
*The Cakes rush over with tea for the both of them.*
Mrs Cake asks: Can… *gulp* can we take you order, Miss Moon?
*Nightmare Moon considers the menu one last time* We think We’ll try the Sweet Apple fritters, and a couple of the Pinkie Velvet cupcakes.
*Mrs Cake scribbles down the order, then asks:* “And for the gentlecolt?”
…Dare We ask how you would go about clearing a minefield?
Let’s go.
*She walks down mane street Ponyville towards Sugarcube Corner. Crowds of slightly panicked onlookers gather to watch Nightmare Moon on a date…
When she arrives, she enters the shop with her best dramatic door-slamming entrance, causing the Cakes to both jump. Wordlessly she sits down at a table while the Cakes franticly run to fetch tea and cupcakes. She waits for Arcel-prime to show up, fiddling with the menu.*
Okay…
Since it seems somehow everypony knows about this, lets go somewhere We can go as Nightmare Moon. *She shifts from Twilight back to her Nightmare Moon guise* We don’t think Pinkie or the Cakes have ever thrown anypony out of Sugarcube Corner… Let’s try there.
We suppose that would be a good place to start…
Arcel, would you like to go somewhere with Us?
I’m sorry! Nightmare… I… I didn’t mean to make you panic like this… and this is why I was so shocked when the crush was admited by Twilight… I don’t… I don’t know what to do now! *hiding in embaressment, confusion, and partial sorrow over possibly hurting friends*
I… We apologise as well. We shouldn’t have been so shocked. It’s just… Our only experience with this sort of thing is Our memories from Luna, and she was barely a teenager when We were banished… and never one for having many coltfriends, anyway…