((ooc: nope, totally didn’t post that to the wrong blog. >_> ))
Well, its unlikely anyone else will see this…
(submitted by Arcel-Sorm)
Wait… what button did I just press!… uh oh…
*pfffffght ha eh heh heh* Awwww… Colt Arcel is not amused!
R-right... of course... *blinks*.... did something happen when I wasn't paying attention... suddnly a pony got turned into a Filly. *desprate to change the subject and stop blushing long enough for blood to return to his brain instead of face*
Everypony seems to have gone crazy. Soarin was attacked by an anon-tickle-mob, then Cinder tried to save him by lighting the anons on fire (which just set Soarin on fire too)… Then Ruby started shouting that Soarin turned her into a filly…
We think somepony must have slipped some poison joak into the water supply…
... *Swallows nervously*... I probably will... dispose of them then... I wouldn't want to cause you discomfert, even 1000 years from now... *blushs*... except for one of them... umm... if you don't mind I mean... it... it kind of has... umm... *will send in a seperate private question*
*She turns bright red.*
Umm… well… if you really want to keep it… *She recovers somewhat.* go ahead. So long as only you ever see it, We will be fine with it.
((ooc: I’m not going to post what the photo actually contains, and then everypony will assume much naughtier things than it really is. Just as pinkie-planned…))
... oh... *deflates a bit at that, but shakes it off*... Well.. gosip and rumors tend to get out of hand anyway... I never had much of a reputation anyway, even with my displays, they came for the art, not the pony behind the art... so no worry there... and as for the photos... they would only bother me if they got out I think... which due to Type giving them to me, I don't think we will have a problem with that... *blushs*.... since we are being honest... I haven't really.... been able to... make myself despose of said photos.... *lowers head in shame*
Well… *She blushes slightly* if you really want to keep them, and were extra sure you could keep them secret, We suppose We wouldn’t mind.
Of course, if you do keep them, in a thousand years or so they’ll probably end up in some stuffy professor’s dissertation about the God-Empress of Equestria’s personal life.
... *blushs at your last question*.... Umm.... you should probably know about something... the other night... after the drunken party.... umm... Type took pictures of us as we slept like we did... he gave me the photos... but... umm...
Photos don’t bother Us… unless they bother you, of course.
…We guess We should tell you now, before you find out on your own… one thousand years ago, during the months in which We waged open war against Celestia, We developed a certain… reputation, among the gossip mongers of the time… a reputation We must admit was not entirely undeserved… Luna had several crushes that were unfulfilled, and… well… We went about fulfilling them for her.
In the thousand years We were gone, everypony forgot about us, but gossip has a way of surviving… We hope your reputation won’t be soiled by Our past actions.
Can I lick your horn?
AnonymousNo.
We might let you lick Our hooves, as long as you promise not to overtly enjoy it.
