... i-if I wasn't currently cornered by Loluna in stalion form... *nuzzles neck*... I would very much take you up on that offer... *Blushs* I mean go take a cold shower... alone.... *face hooves somehow from this position*
…Arcel, while We are very very tempted, We think you will thank Us later if We did this instead. *She teleports Arcel-prime into an inaccessible underground dungeon beneath the Everfree Forest ruins.*
You should be able to loose Loluna in that maze. Give Us a call when you’re feeling better, and We’ll teleport you out.
I'm back Nightmare! I had to wait a while as her was out on an errand too, but I managed to deliver the letter!
Thank you for all your help. Between Arcel being turned into a mare and Fusion, We’ve had our hooves full!
Rory is actually older than me as well. Of course he was made of plastic for most of that time so I'm not sure if it still counts.
- The Doctor
Anonymous
We heard you are almost as old as Us. If that’s true, that would bump Hoity Toity from his spot as the oldest stallion on Our list.
Well, at the time I wasn't human. The Nestene conciousness put me in a plastic roman body. Kinda like my robot body, except I couldn't switch bodies at will.
A plastic body? Like a golem?
Was it fully functional? And no, We don’t mean in that way, We mean could you touch and taste and smell?
*Blushing heavily*... L... Loluna... she... she undid your spell... *Blushing heavily still* Why am I doing this... your a filly... a beautiful one... but the lust hasn't effected me for any fillys! *hugging still, trying to stop rubbing*... just a clone... just a clone... clones can't do that... *blushing*..... unless you replace the clone with the real me... *blushs more* Damn it, why can't I stop thinking this way...
Well… it probably wouldn’t be safe to try that spell again. Messing with your brain once in a night is probably the limit…
You could try a cold shower?
NMM... I just realized that I am older than you, because I am over 2000 years old.
…Do humans normally live that long?
*hands over Cupcakes Pinkie*
We got here. Whatever you plan on doing with her please make sure no harm- o who am I kidding, this Pinkie kinda creeps me out. Do as you wish.
Okay. We think We can put her back in her home universe when We’re done. All the travel back and forth has made it easier to access for a time.
Oh... alrig- *glows again, spell undone by the Luna that was chasing, moans lightly and begins rubbing up against Nightmare since was still hugging, blushing*... I.. I'm sorry... I can't control it... *shame*
Um… Is the spell not working?… *blushes red* We really can’t afford get distracted right now….
*casts the genderswapped spell on nightmare moon*
have fun night stallion moon.
The foal spell didn’t work on Us, and it looks like the genderswap spell won’t either.
We would join in the fun on Our own accord, but We have Fusion to stop….
Maybe later.
*blinks*.... did I do something wrong Nightmare, *smiles*... Your so very kind and I love you even more for helping me in my time of need... but why did you sigh?
…Nothing. It’s something We did, not you.
Anyway, We have to stop Fusion. Apparently Spike somehow got himself a portal to the cupcakeverse, so We think fighting fire with fire and introducing her to cupcakes Pinkie is the best solution…
