Maybe if you weren't enemies with half of bloody Equestria, he wouldn't have to.
Anonymous
We wouldn’t care if Arcel slept with every filly in Equestria, so long as Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Celestia are excluded.
And he didn’t say ‘no’ if We asked to join in.
Is what I've been hearing about Arcel and Twilight true or are they merely false rumors?
For Arcel’s sake, they had better be just false rumours…
OH OH!, I FIGURED IT OUT
IT'S BATMAN.
Hey, NMM...? Do you think you would be ready to take my place as moon princess, for a day or two...?
We would be honoured… Though you will have to go over with Us what We need to do. We’re a little rusty on Our moon-raising.
He's definitely tapping that sweet, sweet Librarian plot. I heard from some owl I play cards with that they pulled the Karmare Sutra out from one of the restricted sections and started going down the list trying everything.
But I wasn't there, I can't say for sure whether it happened or not. It's just likely is all.
Anonymous
*Fries the anon.*
When We next see Arcel, he had better have multiple witnesses attesting to his whereabouts last night…
Maybe Arcel wouldn't be trying to get sugar from Twilight if you weren't constantly threatening his life?
Anonymous
Maybe We wouldn’t have to keep threatening his life if he didn’t fraternise with Our mortal enemy.
Hello Ms. Moon ^^ I see you've returned to normal... Is everything okay with Arcel?
Arcel is alive. In fact, he’s immortal now. But he will find said immortality sorely tested if he is doing what We think he is doing with Twilight Sparkle…
My idea, if those two don't work and if you haven't tried it, would be to assassinate her, I suggest you wait until she's asleep and away from everybody, that way she doesn't struggle and nobody will be around to see you, I also suggest you make it quick, even though it will be painless, you don't want her screaming and having everybody knowing you're there.
That’s a little more direct than We’re comfortable being at this stage in Our plan. We don’t want to have a direct confrontation with Celestia before We’re ready.
Though perhaps We could slip a little something into those baked goods she’s so fond of…
Hello, though I may just be a random bystander, I would like to offer you something. I think I know how you would get rid of the element of laughter, if you haven't already figured out in your infinite wisdom.
Our current plans include either convincing her everypony hates her parties, or setting her up to party until she burns out. Do you have another idea?
