I like eating my pizza sideways
you have problems
(( I do that always IRL.
No, you do.
A poor, innocent young boy, Spiderman. How could you?
Sure! Why would I be uncomfortable around you?
Well, We are technically a deity. Ponies tend to get uptight around deities, especially ones that have developed a bit of a reputation for smiting.
Oh im from Earth. But for some reason im in Equestria now.
Well, Zim from Earth, there have been, in Our opinion, far too many humans showing up in Equestria lately… Though at least you’re not a Time Lord. We definitely don’t need any more of those.
He's been smoking cigars for the past 10 years
No fucking wonder he's angry.
Even basic, everyday tasks elude Spiderman’s motor skills. Watch, as he fails the simple task of eating a pizza.
Sideways, Spiderman? For shame…
Would you like us to use our anon powers to dispatch the annoying costumed visitor, your Ladyship?
AnonymousNo. Not yet, anyway. We have plenty more humiliating pictures We found on the human internet to share.
Zim is an alien
AnonymousYes, humans are aliens in Equestria.
((ooc: I know who Zim is, of course. He’s a MIGHTY IRKEN INVADER!!!! But NMM doesn’t know that.))
*she cautiously approaches the computers and gently uses her magic to levitate the casings off*
"Well .. there's one of your problems there ... too much dust build up has seized a couple of these .. you'll need a new motherboard of them ... and this one *she trots toward one that looks like it was between the age of three to four years old* These you need to upgrade your ram and processor ... that'll be a two gigahertz processor and sixteen gigs and this baby will fly faster then a Pegasus ... and this particular one that is in pristine condition just needs a new graphics card. I can tell by the model it's just that once you swap it out for a modern graphics card, you'll get a full display on it.... as for programs .. now not mentioning to the proper authorities ... I have everything you'd need from word document processors to programs that if you plant a tracker on somepony, will show you their exact global location ..."
*she levitates out from a side pocket a portable harddrive*
"Everything's on here. all you'd need to do is drag them out onto your desktop and activate the installer program ... if you use the cursor to hover over the file if it says '.exe' that means it's executable and will install and give you a walk through on each set up. It is as simple as that. No more having to manually work the switches in your ethereal form. "
*Nightmare Moon follows her demonstration with rapt attention.*
Ponies are panicking? What's going on?
Not now, but in general. Ponies treat Us as different. Even Arcel is nervous around Us. But you… nothing. You treat meeting Us like meeting anypony else.
