How are you with detection spells? We are in need of a royal gift inspector.
Hmm… We’ve never been to Neighpon, and We’ve heard it’s lovely. We also would like to see the inside of Canterlot Castle. It was still under construction 1000 years ago, and Celestia has banned Us from entering it now.
So, Arcel, how are you? We had the most lovely dream last night…
Oh, N-nightmare… *shuffles a bit, but smiles* I am… good…. I wan… wanted to see if you are alright though… after what happened yesterday… with the… candies that were laced with the love potion… Perhaps we should… step up secuirty around the castle… you know… and maybe… not let random passer bys just come up to you whenever they want… *nervous*
We’ve implemented a system of security checks to help differentiate Our anons from potentially hostile ones. Nothing that can kill Us is likely to ever slip through, but minor inconveniences like love potions are hard to avoid.
We’re also working on arranging a celebration for the opening of Our newly constructed housing project. Everypony in Equestria, with the exception of Celestia, is invited.
That’s alittle mean, doncha think…?
We’ve already sent her her disinvitation.
Mean.
I’m afraid I’ll have to decline my invitation…
Are you sure? You were to be the guest of honour…
So, Arcel, how are you? We had the most lovely dream last night…
Oh, N-nightmare… *shuffles a bit, but smiles* I am… good…. I wan… wanted to see if you are alright though… after what happened yesterday… with the… candies that were laced with the love potion… Perhaps we should… step up secuirty around the castle… you know… and maybe… not let random passer bys just come up to you whenever they want… *nervous*
We’ve implemented a system of security checks to help differentiate Our anons from potentially hostile ones. Nothing that can kill Us is likely to ever slip through, but minor inconveniences like love potions are hard to avoid.
We’re also working on arranging a celebration for the opening of Our newly constructed housing project. Everypony in Equestria, with the exception of Celestia, is invited.
Oh… well thats nice- *his eyes widened and his pupils shrank* All ponies in Equstria(aside from Celestia)?!?! But… but… Nightmare, what if…. what if loyalists to the Princess show up! Not everyone is as accepting of you as myself and our friends… *more panic* What if an assassin tries something… or… or… *slightly more unreasonable thoughts*… what if Celestia doesn’t take kindly to you making her specificly not invited? *flashs of the dream last night pass through his mind*
Don’t worry, We are sure everything will go fine. Ponies will be searched for weapons on the way in, which is more to protect Our guards than Us. Anything that can harm Us would require a power source large enough for Us to sense if it came anywhere near Our castle.
So, Arcel, how are you? We had the most lovely dream last night…
Oh, N-nightmare… *shuffles a bit, but smiles* I am… good…. I wan… wanted to see if you are alright though… after what happened yesterday… with the… candies that were laced with the love potion… Perhaps we should… step up secuirty around the castle… you know… and maybe… not let random passer bys just come up to you whenever they want… *nervous*
We’ve implemented a system of security checks to help differentiate Our anons from potentially hostile ones. Nothing that can kill Us is likely to ever slip through, but minor inconveniences like love potions are hard to avoid.
We’re also working on arranging a celebration for the opening of Our newly constructed housing project. Everypony in Equestria, with the exception of Celestia, is invited.
That’s alittle mean, doncha think…?
We’ve already sent her her disinvitation.
So, Arcel, how are you? We had the most lovely dream last night…
Oh, N-nightmare… *shuffles a bit, but smiles* I am… good…. I wan… wanted to see if you are alright though… after what happened yesterday… with the… candies that were laced with the love potion… Perhaps we should… step up secuirty around the castle… you know… and maybe… not let random passer bys just come up to you whenever they want… *nervous*
We’ve implemented a system of security checks to help differentiate Our anons from potentially hostile ones. Nothing that can kill Us is likely to ever slip through, but minor inconveniences like love potions are hard to avoid.
We’re also working on arranging a celebration for the opening of Our newly constructed housing project. Everypony in Equestria, with the exception of Celestia, is invited.
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