AnonymousWe don’t know how, but clearly Our subconscious is telling Us that We must subdue and enslave Twilight Sparkle. After all, the only alternative is that it’s telling Us that We are sexually attracted to her, and that’s just downright ridiculous!
Yes, We know a few. What do you need it for?
We just want Twilight to obey Us. Like so.
((ooc: Yes, I’ve posted this before, but it is so awesome I’m posting it again.))
O.O AUNTIE I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS!
Indeed my child, I sympathise with these feelings but a public place is no place to voice them.
Well, what made the dream so odd is We have no such feelings during Our waking hours.
Anna: Excuse me if I get a bit psychology on you, but maybe the dream is a suppressed and hidden desire deep within your subconsciousness. Especially how it seems that Twilight is bound in it (quite kinky if you ask me), suggesting you want to dominate her. Maybe it’s not a sexual desire, but rather of wanting her to obey you.
Then again, i’m just guessing here.
There. Finally, a reasonable explanation. We just want Twilight to obey Us.
Yes. That will work. Good thinking!
We are very sure We have never entertained such thoughts… Except when they involved you too….
Excellent!
Oh, We just thought of something. Is there a neutral party available who could create, or at least check, the anti-magic wards? Because We certainly won’t trust wards created by Celestia or Twilight, and she likely won’t trust wards created by Us or you.
Yes. And you will be safe inside an impenetrable fortress guarded by an army of anons and the best magical wards this side of Canterlot.
