Tell Us, do you only like mares, or do you enjoy stallions too?
Aw… that’s sweet.
It’s called the majestic plural, also known as the royal we. Since We are both majestic and royal, We use it.
If we had sex…
1. Would you be in control?
2. Would you pull my hair?
3. Would you whisper in my ear?
4. Would you talk dirty to me?
5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?
6. Would you say my name?
7. Would you go down on me?
8. What would you wanna do afterwards?
9. Would you lick and bite me all over?
10. Would you want to go fast or slow?
11. Have you ever thought about doing it with me?
Hey everypony! Just thought I’d give you a heads up. Since gender swap shenanigans have been so much fun here, I’m working on coding TG Guns for the MUSH. They will allow you to zap anypony and temporarily swap their gender. Since I know some people here don’t like shenanigans like that, it will be an opt-in feature. Those that don’t enable themselves gender swap ok will be unable to be transformed. Once the coding is complete (should be by tomorrow), I’ll post instructions on how to enable it for your character.
In other news, Luna and Celestia have joined the ranks of administrators, so now you have more ponies you can pester if something breaks.
The MUSH is still a thing, so sign up! Seriously, we need more players, and it’s not hard at all to join and have fun. Link here to the forum thread with instructions, in case you missed it.
*Shrug* We don’t know why We thought that, but between that and all the gender swap shenanigans that have been going on lately, We’ve decided to ask whenever We aren’t sure.
*whispers* We thought Doctor Manehatten was a stallion. It was very embarrassing.
We thought so. We just had to make sure. We made a mistake about that the other day… it was quite embarrassing.

