Oh? Could you introduce Us? A friend of yours is somepony we would like to make a friend of Ours.
Yes. Even if Celestia wasn’t a vicious tyrant, the sun is simply inefficient and wasteful. Look at the bigger picture. The sun will likely burn out in a couple hundred billion years at the rate it’s going, but if We were to shut it down and disassemble it into smaller sections that could be applied where needed, it could fuel plant growth for long enough that We would have to start thinking about doing something about the universe collapsing.
Excellent! With this, and Our reanimated, even Celestia herself will tremble before Us.
We will begin bringing down part of the closest debris belt. We will have to do it slowly, since Luna is still blinded to Celestia’s evil and will try to stop Us if she discovers what We’re doing. Have recovery teams watching out for falling meteors. We will try to bring them all down in the Everfree Forest, but one or two may escape and fall elsewhere.
Why? We have plans to replace the sun’s effects on plant life with nuclear reactors that don’t waste 99% of their output heating dead space.
We seek to take from her the glory that she has stolen, and return it to Luna, the rightful one true Goddess of Equestria.
You are the second being to just walk up to Us and start brushing Us. Does nopony understand the concept of personal space anymore!?
Good. Then you will not interfere in Our attempts to overthrow Our sister?
You are missing some recent history, so let Us fill you in. After Our return, We were attacked by agents of Celestia. They tore Us from Luna, but We were able to escape destruction and eventually gain a body of Our own. We have created this domain within the wastelands known as the Everfree Forest.
Tell Us, where do you stand? Do you back Celestia? Or do you, like Galaxiour, hold yourself separate from other immortal’s politics?
Very well. No rumours then. But we are still curious to learn what you know of Us.