*Nuzzles back.* Much better, thank you. We think We are fully recovered from Our ordeal.
Tyranus was assigned to do research into a possible cure for nightmarium poisoning, but We haven’t heard back from him for a while. If We can’t find a cure, We may have to look into more drastic options.
Could alwayss…take them out for you, dear…*licks its maw*
*POMF*…We have the strangest wingboner right now.
….Wingboner..? I am ssorry, but what iss a ‘wingboner’?
A feature of pony anatomy. When a winged pony…
We do not know, but this is not the first time a synx’s actions have caused Us to have one. It probably says something about Our mindset that other ponies are likely to find… unsettling.
Could alwayss…take them out for you, dear…*licks its maw*
*POMF*…We have the strangest wingboner right now.
….Wingboner..? I am ssorry, but what iss a ‘wingboner’?
A feature of pony anatomy. When a winged pony (either pegasus or alicorn) is… attracted to another pony (or occasionally an idea), they may experience an involuntary extension of their wings. This is colloquially termed a ‘wingboner’.
Could alwayss…take them out for you, dear…*licks its maw*
*POMF*…We have the strangest wingboner right now.
Tell him he will draw the standard agent salary, so he should talk to accounting. Oh, and We will expect regular reports.
We are worried too. The nature of nightmarium means that magic cannot be used to heal him. Has it begun to effect his fire breathing yet?… Actually, We don’t know what the normal abilities of a dwarf dragon are. Can they normally breathe fire like regular dragons?
Hmm… Zig looks a little… young… to be a spy. Which means he would be perfect for the job. Tell him he’s hired.
A promotion?… Remind Us, what does he do currently?
