Well, in Our defence, We didn’t know she was your cousin at the time.
Galaxiour; Such innocence is too often lost too early, let her be a filly while she still can.
Very well. Do you wish Us to remove from her the memories of Our discussion? We went into detail about some of Our activities with Arcel and the Pink Avenger…
Yeah but theres male and female irkens. Its complicated.
Well, it can’t be any stranger than how synxes reproduce. Which is a complete mystery, but is no doubt something bizarre and hideous.
Irkens aren't asexual. We can have smeets if we want to. But we don't usually.
Really? We thought you were all produced in vats, and required a pak to become animate.
Galaxiour; That is good news I will get in contact with my brother straight away. On the subject of little apple Bloom, while courting and love is fine for the little one I believe she is too young for a sexual discussion.
Why? She is an intelligent filly. We honestly do not understand why such secrets should be kept from her.
Yup. Its true.
Maybe you should go talk to the synx. He must be lonely, being one of only a handful of asexual creatures in Equestria.
Galaxiour; Good morning my dear.
Good morning, father. We have some good news. Tyranus has told Us that he has nearly succeeded in developing an antidote to nightmarium poisoning. You should send Roboshi over to see him right away. ((asktyranus.tumblr.com))
In other news, everypony is upset that We explained some of the finer points of pony sexuality to Applebloom. Quite honestly, We don’t understand why. It’s a natural biological process.
