Genius! We shall implement your idea upon all future reanimated, Lady of the Dark. As for the wonderful news (Drum roll please) Subject Alpha is ready for field testing! It has passed all diagnostics with flying colors, and armor fitting has been completed. Your new champion is ready to enforce thy will Your Majesty.
Anonymous

Excellent work! Move it into position for field testing near the diamond dog’s lair, and then you may commence the operation.

*Licks pony vagina*
Anonymous

A creepy anon! Finally! We were worried We had intimidated you all, what with the flaying and feeding to demons and everything.

You know what, to celebrate this moment We will allow you to get one good lick in. Go ahead!

Not so wonderful it is! As a part of strength testing we had Subject Beta bread down four foot thick concrete wall. Unfortunately it went through the wall and the wall behind that wall, et cetera, until it reached the former Everfree. We spent most of last night chasing the subject and lost valuable time in doing so. Thankfully its testing battery ran out of power just as it reached the border of the forest.
Anonymous

You should do a full overhaul of the control circuits’ designs, and install an emergency power cut-off system. Be sure to fully secure it, though, with an asymmetric key encryption/verification system. We would hate for Our enemies to be able to shut down Our warriors at will.

((ooc: Why other supervillains don’t properly encrypt their robots’ control channels I’ll never know.))

Our answer to the Pink Avenger’s 10. We are in the mood to get up to a little mischief…

Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have an average age

Before 1990: ////

1990:////

1991://

1992://///////////

1993://///////////

1994://////////////////

1995: //////////////////////////x///

1996: //////////////////////////////////////////////////

1997: ///////////////////////////////////////////

1998: //////////////////////////////////////

1999: ////////////////

2000: ///

After 2000: /

askstarbuck:

ask-nightmaremoon:

askstarbuck:

askstarbuck:

askstarcatcher:

Well you stay right here. (like you could go anywhere else xD) and I’ll go get some potions from Arbor. I’m gonna fly through the window, and if anyone sees me I’ll say it was mayonnaise. Alright? *kisses head*

I’ll be here, waiting for blow flow to return…

I’m flattered, Nightmare, but I would never cheat on Star…

“It’s not cheating if it’s deity on mortal”. Our friend Zeus once told Us that, and We think he had a point.

I think Star would disagree.

Well, if Starcatcher would get upset, she could join in too.

6 & 10

6. You were there for it, silly.

10. We’ll post a song in a moment. ((ooc: As soon as I find one that’s appropriate.))

askstarbuck:

askstarbuck:

askstarcatcher:

Well you stay right here. (like you could go anywhere else xD) and I’ll go get some potions from Arbor. I’m gonna fly through the window, and if anyone sees me I’ll say it was mayonnaise. Alright? *kisses head*

I’ll be here, waiting for blow flow to return…

I’m flattered, Nightmare, but I would never cheat on Star…

“It’s not cheating if it’s deity on mortal”. Our friend Zeus once told Us that, and We think he had a point.

Well beyond that we have wonderful and not so wonderful news for you Great Queen of All. Which would you rather hear first?
Anonymous

Flip a coin and tell Us. We don’t care about the order, just give Us the news.

Geez, that drained, huh?

askstarbuck:

askstarcatcher:

Well you stay right here. (like you could go anywhere else xD) and I’ll go get some potions from Arbor. I’m gonna fly through the window, and if anyone sees me I’ll say it was mayonnaise. Alright? *kisses head*

I’ll be here, waiting for blow flow to return to the rest of my body…

*Nightmare Moon flies up to the window and looks in on him.*

We just wanted to know if the rumours were accurate. *Blushes* It seems that they are… You know, if you ever feel like turning some of that Our way, We wouldn’t say no.