Please Mistress, these lips are not worthy enough to touch thine divine hooves.
Anonymous

No they aren’t. But We, in Our infinite charity, will condescend to allow them to kiss them anyway.

Umm, Nightmare, a-any chance you could discribe me in three words?

Adorkable, sexy, talented.

Thy will be done thy night shall come. *Continues kissing Nightmare Moon's hooves*
Anonymous

*She stands there with a satisfied smile on her face, watching the anon worship at her hooves.*

Please don't be offended for what I am about to do My Queen. The weapons designers wish me to thank you on their behalf for that fascinating book you discovered. *Kisses Nightmare Moon's hooves*
Anonymous

Now, now, that isn’t necessary… We didn’t say stop.

How was the threesome with tuh Pink Avenger? *Lightning* You ever get Twilight into bed like you wanted?
Anonymous

Excellent. And no, We never did. We never really thought it would be possible, anyway. Not with her being willing, anyway, and Arcel would never get involved if it was any other way.

We really wish some ponies would understand that just because you hate somepony doesn’t mean you can’t be attracted to them too…

ask-twilight:
“ There’s a reason no questions like this have been answered recently.
”
((ooc: Seriously, all you creepy anons, come my way! I find you guys hilarious and so long as you are not excessively obscene will answer your questions. Come on,...

ask-twilight:

There’s a reason no questions like this have been answered recently.

((ooc: Seriously, all you creepy anons, come my way! I find you guys hilarious and so long as you are not excessively obscene will answer your questions. Come on, please?))

Spritebot is online…

sturmpony:

And Spritebot is watching you forever. I’ve set it up to be controlled from the panic room, with the feed hooking into my monitor bank. Now I can remotely ensure that certain dissident elements of you are keeping safe and keeping loyal even when I can’t be there myself.

((This mostly relates to the MUSH. Puppets, puppets! I’m going to try and make a robot next.))

((ooc: Glad to see somepony is taking advantage of all the features the MUSH has to offer. Note to potential players: The quotas on EquestriaMUSH are ridiculously generous, 5 times that what you would expect to see on the typical MUSH. So join today!))

Welp, I think that was a bit if a bad idea, seeing as everyone’s gonna talk down to me now, just because if my age. And every little quirk I have is now a figment of my age group.

askstarcatcher:

I seem to have put myself in a trap.

((ooc: This is why I tend to reveal as little about myself as possible to my RP partners. Though my age doesn’t really matter in this case, since yes, I am younger than Nightmare Moon.))

For those who don’t know, I’m a 13 year old guy. xD

arborgreen:

darkblitz:

arborgreen:

askgreenmane:

rusty-pumpkin:

arborgreen:

askinvaderzim:

Im a freaking 11 year old guy. Everyone here is way older than me. xD

(OOC: Not IAmPinkiePie.)

(16… I feel old)

((Don’t. 18 here.))

(OOC: 22 I win.)

((23))

(OOC: Dammit.)

((ooc: 24))

ask-nightmaremoon:

The name’s Spiral Hearts!: ask-nightmaremoon: ask-spiral-hearts: ask-nightmaremoon: Will your…

ask-nightmaremoon:

ask-spiral-hearts:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Will your wing heal? We could use a skilled courier.

“I… I can only hope, ma’am.”

*She thinks to…

No, not at the moment. We have other business to attend to, but perhaps later, if you like, we can engage in a little casual conversation. We would be interested to learn more about you.