*Hugs back.* Hmm… About those pies, though… We might have a video for you too. Just a moment…
AnonymousIt wouldn’t be the same if We ordered it.
If one of you could spontaneously and unexpectedly jump Us, though… Preferably when We aren’t expecting it.
That depends. If We can act against what’s making Us upset, We do so. If We can’t, well, We think We’ve been keeping the ‘Celestia effigy’ industry afloat all by Ourselves.
If you’re feeling angry, buy something cheap and ugly and light it on fire (safely, mind you, in a fire pit or oil drum). Pretend it’s whatever made you angry as you watch it burn.
“A seance is a method of communicating with the spirits of the dead. It can be dangerous to the unprepared, but you seemed to handle it with no problem at all. Curious…”
AnonymousWe don’t know why Soarin attracts such attention. We sure don’t. In fact, We think We have been propositioned by an anon a total of three times. While We suppose We should be grateful, We actually feel a little left out…
AnonymousWell, they weren’t on fire initially, but some rather… misguided ponies decided to come to Soarin’s aid with flamethrowers.
AnonymousWe aren’t worried. He’s survived being attacked by a horde of rapist anons that were on fire. He should be able to survive this.
“O-oh, I didn’t know!” puts hoof to her mouth, “I would never want to create trouble… thank you Miss Moon, I would hate to cause anything like that terrible Parasprite epidemic,” nods a bit.
Grainy Oats looks around again, grumbles, “Hey… you got any pita bread… I’m starved something feirce…” eyes move to Arcelia, whose back is turned, stares, slight drool, then shakes head, “Huh, what was I saying?”
Nightmare Moon motions to her guards. “Please, take Grainy to D-Wing and get him settled in a private room. Keep him guarded and monitored at all times.” She turns to Arcelia. “We would like to monitor his condition following a period of separation from you, to see if the spell breaks down or malfunctions outside your presence. If anything goes wrong you will be notified immediately, but barring that We would ask that you refrain from visiting Grainy for, say, a week or so.”
