Spontaneous licking? What do you mean Mis-YOU! HOW DARE YOU MOLEST OUR GREAT QUEEN! SUBJECT DELTA! OBLITERATE THIS SCUM!
Anonymous*She ducks the ensuing inter-anon firefight.*
Anonymous
Haha! Well, I've been eating pie my whole life and that's not happening to me! Tee hee!
Well, like We said you are gifted with a super metabolism, but that can’t last forever. You should start preparing now for when you may lose it with old age.
Oh I see, well everypony likes certain things, not fer me ta judge. If it makes ya feel any better I've never even kissed before, never been with anypony before.
Oh, well, that’s nothing to be ashamed of. We have heard that it is harder for cursed with a lack of divine lineage to find mates.
Oh. No wonder we are terrible at surprises. We shall keep that in mind Mistress.
AnonymousIt also wouldn’t hurt if you went farther than spontaneous licking. We’ve actually had that happen once before.
*Spontaneously and unexpectedly starts licking NMM's horn*
AnonymousOh, my! What a surpris-no. We can’t even pretend We weren’t expecting that.
It would be awesome if I got pie every time I got hurt!
You might think that, but eventually one of two things would happen.
- The pies would overcome your super metabolism and cause you to develop any of a number of dangerous medical conditions. Or,
- You would become tired of eating pies.
Neighcromaner Arcelia?
“A seance is a method of communicating with the spirits of the dead. It can be dangerous to the unprepared, but you seemed to handle it with no problem at all. Curious…”
She blinks, “Its not that hard…. I just had to ask the spirits nicely and they showed up… Grainy even volunteered after I got all pouty and sad that none of them would help me….” she said.
((OOC: Yes…. She did in fact, puppy dog pout the dead into servitude… feel the cuteness xD))
“…What?”
Hello! I don't think we've met, I'm Sparky! I heard ya may be feelin a lil left out, SO, how'ed ya like ta be friends?
Hello, Sparky. It’s nice to meet you, but We aren’t feeling left out because of a lack of friends. Rather, We were feeling left out because everypony seems to be getting molested but Us. We know that may be a strange thing to complain about, but somehow it feels like an insult.
