No. But you can throw it at, say, Celestia.
This is your last warning. No. Killing. Soarin. Got that?
Firstly, poison joak isn’t even lethal. Secondly, no killing Soarin! Got it?
No, he’s alive now. Soarin is actually pretty okay, and We aren’t about to kill him just to get a zombie.
I’ve been away for several hours.
What has transpired since then?
W-C Maldyve
The pony called Typewryter is fighting a ghost while marrying octavia and zig.
Starbuck is posting Rule 34 to anger Pinkie
And Luna likes vore.
Luna…
((ooc: Nightmare Moon’s love of vore, on the other hoof, is in character.))
Now that’s a very lifeist statement, Soarin. I’m surprised at you! A zombie can be a productive member of society just like any other pony.
Because We were made by Luna, who is the awesomest being in all Equestria and beyond. Forget Rainbow Crash, Luna’s the one that makes everything 20% cooler.
Hello, Soarin. We’d heard you were dead… So We guess this means We can’t rob your grave and reanimate you?
Let’s start off with this pile if what the fuck!
Ooc: Call me sick, but, vore is actually something I look at it. *INSERT JUDGEMENT DOWN UPON ME*
Well now, I didnt realize you had poniess that are like thiss.
Aparently. *shrugs*I’ll jusst have to get to them before they get to me, now won’t I? I’ve alwayss liked a race…
We don’t think ponies can do this, but admittedly, We’ve never thought to try before.
Hmm… *She tries opening her mouth wide enough to unhinge her jaw.* Ow ow ow ow ow! We think We just sprained something…