Be careful aroun' *hic* Soarin'! *hic* He make yuh PREGNANT while yuh *hic* not lookin'! *hic*
We will be careful about that, don’t worry.
Anyways, We see Soarin as a friend, not a lover.
We anticipate that splicing would result in a pony with limited, albeit still hugely effective, versions of your father's awesome powers. Although we cannot be sure if such a pony would survive very long, the amount of damage they could do to the sun-tyrant's armies would be extreme. And yes any type on pony will do, even transformed ones.
Anonymous
So We will need to find somepony who is both expendable and open to manipulation…
*She thinks for a moment.*…Or perhaps We should have said manipul8able… We think We have an idea. Send stealth capture teams to round up a handful of underclass youth from the streets of Manehattan. Preform the treatments on them while keeping them heavily sedated. We will arrange the control mechanism.
Would be less fun huh? :(
It would. We know of no pony as generally acceptable as you.
So how are things going with the anons?
ok, ill go throw it at celestia, i know im going to get launched for this,i just hope it dosn't make her into a tyrent like that other celestia
Anonymous
Don’t worry, if she does turn into an obvious tyrant We will be able to turn all of Equestria against her easily, and your sacrifice will not have been in vain.
Where would Equestria be without the the likeable and okay to be around Soarin?
Good day Glorious Ruler of the Night, we have several things to report regarding our continued attempts to ensure your eternal preeminence. Firstly, with the help of Miss Song's manedryer, we have managed to restore our keyboard to optimum functionality. It is however still very sticky. Secondly Project Progenitor has hit a somewhat minor snag. Your father's genetic profile is too different from an anon's for successful splicing. Only ponies are sufficiently compatible for our needs.
Anonymous
Hmm… What are the anticipated effects of the spicing? And will aliens that have been transformed into ponies be acceptable candidates, or will only true ponies suffice?
Yet another lovely portrait by Our faithful servant Vindicar (he sure does know some stellar artists). We like the artistic use of shadow in this one.
That's cool, But I wouldn't be the same Soarin' :(
Which is why We’re glad you aren’t dead. If you were, however, a zombie Soarin is better than no Soarin at all, right?
has celetia been exposed to poison joke before? i know soarin hasn't.
Anonymous
We don’t think she has. And anyway, even if We were feeling like being mean to Soarin We bet the effects would be something boring, like making him unable to fly or giving him some kind of pie intolerance disorder. Celestia, on the other hand, should be… interesting.
Don't you think a zombie me would scare ponies?!
Possibly, but one of Our newest apprentices has quite a bit of skill at reanimation. She has been able to create zombies with their memories almost totally intact. A little makeup, some air freshener, and nopony would be able to tell you were undead.
