((ooc: I already responded to it… Ah well, lets say it happens sometime after this whole flesh burny problem.))
We didn’t expect that kind of reaction! *Nightmare Moon gets out a bottle of acetone and starts scrubbing the Pink Avenger with it.*
Mmmm…. Arcel….. Arcel Arcel Arcel…. We just love saying your name. *She kisses him deeply, then starts licking his horn.*
Yes, that’s where We’re going.
*She drags the bagged Pink Avenger down though the palace corridors and into the tunnels. After many twists and turns, she dumps the Pink Avenger in a room, removes the bag, and leaves. The room looks like a rather nice hotel room, furnished in red and brass, with classy retro-future stylings. Filling up about a third of the room is an incongruous looking piece of strange machinery, covered in lenses and wires. A grey-maned stallion walks enters the room.*
Stallion: Let’s get started, shall we? Please sit in the chair. *He motions to a chair with restraints mounted to the front of the machine.*
We hadn’t heard, and suddenly all the things the Pink Avenger asked Us to do to you became extremely awkward…
No, We are not. Why would you attempt to hit an illusion with a rocket launcher, anyway. By the way, you may want to duck. *The RPG she deflected comes screaming back towards him.*
*She looks at them.*
…Ah. Has Bloodmoon been bothering you too? Well, We’ll leave it up to you.
*She hoofs him a gem charged with a contraception spell and another one charged with a fertility spell.*
Use whichever one you want. *She downs the candy.*
Well, Equestria has more than one goddess, but we all answer prayers, though in different manners. Celestia, as official ruler of Equestria, answers those prayers that come to her through official government channels. Luna, on the other hand, listens to wishes made on stars and grants those few that deserve to be granted.
We prefer to go the more ‘old school’ route, of answering prayers accompanied by gifts and sacrifices. There aren’t nearly enough of those in these later nights, though.
If We could be assured that Fluttershy lost her connection to the Element of Kindness, We would be willing to let her go free. This offer solely extends to Fluttershy, who without her Element would be absolutely no threat to Us at all. We mean, can you see Fluttershy as a guerilla resistance leader? We thought not.
Look, Pink Avenger, We like you, and you are an extremely talented and valuable member of Our team, but you can’t just go around killing Our other agents.
*She dumps a bucket of bright green paint on her, then shoves a bag over her head.*
Trust Us, this is for your own good.
