TANKRED HAS FOUND EVIDENCE THAT POINTS TO EITHER YOU ARE EQUINE 'LUNA' BEING DAEMONS. IS THIS TRUE OR TRICKERY FROM TZEENTCH?
We are (now) entirely unaffiliated with any of the four chaos gods, and We believe We can say the same for Luna.
You can ask the Equestrian Inquisition about it (if they ever escape from that warp storm they were trapped in) if you’d like. We’ve had a few minor incidents, but Our record overall is clean.
oRGIES, tHAT WAS NOT WHAT i HAD EXPECTED, aND SOMETHING THAT i'M NOT SURE WOULD BE, rEALLY A GREAT IDEA, aLL THINGS CONSIDERED, uHH, i GUESS i WILL GO LOOK FOR WINE AND CHOCOLATES THEN,
Well, We were just giving a ‘for instance’. The sorts of ponies that pray to Us tend to be ones that are already holding orgies anyway, or those willing to be a bit old fashioned and give Us the gift of the blood of Our enemies.
*he moans lightly in response, using magic to put one of the decices on, not sure which, his section 12 magic starts washing over her, increescing with proximity to the horn, touching seems to add an extra tingling to her body* Nightmare, your too wonderful. *he says quietly*
Oh Arcel…. *Her lickings of his horn intensify, then she moves down lower, kissing all over his face and neck.* What did We ever do to deserve a pony as wonderful as you?
*Walks in and says that stuff about room 306*
Oh, that.... Yes, she told me about it... But that was before I got those memories back.
Well, We are fairly sure We would not be comfortable doing any of those things with family. Though up until recently Our only family has been Celestia (who disgusts Us) and Luna (who is perfection We will never be worthy of).
hoofbeasts:
ask-nightmaremoon:
Well, Equestria has more than one goddess, but we all answer prayers, though in different manners. Celestia, as official ruler of Equestria, answers those prayers that come to her through official government channels. Luna, on the other hand, listens to wishes made on stars and grants those few that deserve to be granted.
We prefer to go the more ‘old school’ route, of answering prayers accompanied by gifts and sacrifices. There aren’t nearly enough of those in these later nights, though.
Living sacrifices are a little out of date in Equestria. Now they usually take the form of a gift to the god or goddess of whatever the being in question likes.
We like dark red wines, bittersweet chocolates, and being invited to orgies, in case you were wondering.
why did you paint her green, is it like supposed to be super power paint or something?
Anonymous
It was supposed to nullify her dimension-warping powers.
NIGHTMARE EQUINE, DO YOU HAVE A LARGE BANNER TANKRED COULD HAVE? IF TANKRED NEEDS TO GO INTO BATTLE IN YOUR NAME HE WOULD PREFER TO HAVE YOUR BANNER FLYING.
Of course. Here you are:
I’M NOT A COLTCUDDLERER!
askstarbuck:
THAT PONYTUBE VIDEO WAS DOCTORED!
We can confirm Starbuck likes mares.
(We cannot confirm that that’s all he likes.)
Well, she wanted to have a foursome with you and her and Us and Arcel. Amongst other things.
