*Begins eating also* We do hope the food is to your liking My Goddess. If not, we shall gladly flog ourselves to your satisfaction.
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No, it is delicious. And besides, We would flog the waitstaff if it wasn’t, not you.

*The waiter grows visibly pale and retreats to the kitchen.*

I-is that okay? C-can ah eat these! Do Yuh need me t' do anythin' else? *starts placing the lemons in a makeshift shrine*

They are for you, to do with whatever you like. We always reward Our faithful servants.

We don’t have any tasks for you immediately… Well, We can think of one thing. We are going on a date with Rarity later. Can you make dinner reservations for Us?

Reward? Um, uh, um, wh-whatever yuh see fit t' give me, Yuh Highness~

Well, how about some lemons? *She nods to one of the servants, who runs out and then back with a basket of lemons.*

hoofbeasts:

ask-nightmaremoon:

Well, We have been told warm colours do not look good on Us, and the first would make Us look too conservative, so We think We will take the second dress. Thank you for your help.

Hmm… We just thought of something. Could you design uniforms? Something functional, yet aesthetically pleasing, and suitable for mass production?

(Vriska has approached at some point during the conversation, her posture and expression making it apparent she intends to ask Kanaya something.  She waits for an opportune moment to do so, meanwhile nuzzling up against Nightmare Moon like some sort of pet.)

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We have been using off-the-shelf BDUs for Our soldiers, but they don’t inspire sort respect and fear We would like. As for caste, We don’t know what that term means in your culture, but We will require uniforms for the rank-and-file earth ponies, and for the pegasi air corps.

*She absent-mindedly wraps a wing protectively around Vriska while she talks.*

These uniforms will be mostly for dress purposes. In the field We will retain use of ordinary BDUs for practicality, so don’t worry about making them too elaborate.

*enters and bows low* Ah did that sticker thingy yuh wanted me t' do :3 *eager for praise*

Ah, excellent. For all your hard work, you’ve earned a reward. What would you like?

really? wow! good for you! ^^

Thanks. We hope it goes well…

*drops from the ceiling* hey nightmare, how have you been lately? i gotta say, security is pretty tight around here. but anyway, anything good going on?

Well, We have a date with Rarity this evening.

Well, We have been told warm colours do not look good on Us, and the first would make Us look too conservative, so We think We will take the second dress. Thank you for your help.
Hmm… We just thought of something. Could you design uniforms?...

Well, We have been told warm colours do not look good on Us, and the first would make Us look too conservative, so We think We will take the second dress. Thank you for your help.

Hmm… We just thought of something. Could you design uniforms? Something functional, yet aesthetically pleasing, and suitable for mass production?

((ooc: Okay, I found the problem. The power outages knocked the settings off one of my routers. It’s fixed now.))

((ooc: Is anypony else having trouble connecting to the MUSH? I got a message from somepony saying they couldn’t connect.))