We are ecstatic you are enjoying yourself My Queen, and your generosity in not flogging us is greatly appreciated. Is there anything else you require? Another drink perhaps?
Anonymous
Yes, this is truly an excellent vintage.
So tell Us, how are things among Our work force? Is there anything you think could be improved? Any inefficiencies that could be worked out?
1. She isn' Yuh! 2. She gave tuh order t' have muh whole family killed 3. She has had everypony ah ever loved killed, IN FRONT OF ME!
…We are almost totally certain you are mistaken as We cannot imagine Luna ordering a mass execution. She is perfect in every way, but sometimes her kindness is a little too perfect. You have most likely been decieved somehow by Celestia. She always tries to pin her dirty work on Luna
We will ask Luna about it, and We are sure she will be able to provide evidence revealing the true culprit to be Celestia.
You are the rightful queen of equestria! Screw Celestia!
Anonymous
Ah, thank you for your praises, kind anon.
miss pink i suggest you pick you next words carefully
Anonymous
Yes… They had better be very carefully chosen…
Her!? *spits* But she's silly!
Oh? *Nightmare Moons voice grows dangerous.* And what is silly about Luna, hmm?
From what I know of Miss Rarity I'm not sure about power. She certainly loves wealth though. Maybe try flaunting that.
Alright, here's a couple thousand. Which is a lot less than you might think. *floats over a sack of cash* Do I go to one of your servants for an apartment key, or do I just find an unoccupied building?
Head down to the real estate bureau. They have a list of available apartments, and will provide you with a key to whichever one you want.
Tuh Night off : / That doesn' help yuh at all! What can ah do t' help~?
Well, you could deliver this to Luna. *She hoofs the Avenger a stack of letters.* They’re fan mail of some kind. They were mistakenly delivered to Us instead of her.
Okay I'm probably not the best to give dating advice, but make sure you make her feel that you are in control. Cause..Well..you've got a bomb in her house.
Hmm… Should We flaunt Our power, to impress her?
*comes back in, covered in spray paint* Ah did it! EVERYWHERE! *looks eager* Anythin' else, Oh Great One?
You have done enough, for now. Get yourself cleaned up, then take the rest of the night off. We are off to see Rarity.
