FEAR MY SANDVICHS! *you are pelted by thousands of sandvichs*

*She is soon buried under a mountain of sandviches. She then bursts out of the mountain using TK.*

You’d better run, fat man! *She turns invisible and sneaks behind the heavy for a backstab…*

*blinks, looks confused* R-right, and yet I am unsure whether that is good or bad. *nods, looks away* I know having a foal would be troublesome for you, and Luna knows I am not ready(speaking not of the pony Luna, but of the kind you mean when talking about devinity), b-but, I can't help but feel a little dissapointed.

We are sure Blood Moon is more disappointed then you are. We will have to break the news to him, We suppose.

…Unless you want to try again?

A knotted mane is a terrible thing to have! *Keeps brushing* But yours is so silky smooth I think it would take a lot for that to happen.

Well, when you lead an active lifestyle like We do, and especially when you spend as much time in the forest as We do, knots in your mane become a regular part of life.

quiethoof:
“ ask-nightmaremoon:
“ ask-caesar-thepony:
“ Foal Soarin makes everything better x3 *giggles and hugs him*
”
((ooc: NO! He is evil! EVIL! Why does nopony believe me!?))
”
(I think, at least in this picture, he’s to adorable to be...

quiethoof:

ask-nightmaremoon:

ask-caesar-thepony:

Foal Soarin makes everything better x3 *giggles and hugs him*

((ooc: NO! He is evil! EVIL! Why does nopony believe me!?))

(I think, at least in this picture, he’s to adorable to be evil)

((ooc: That’s just what he wants you to think! Imagine yourself waking up, only to discover hundreds of them are in your room, all staring at you with the same lifeless eyes and the same small smile…))

Oh, Green makes me sad :D

Hmm… and thinking nopony likes her parties makes Pinkie Pie sad.

We know it was suggested to Us long ago that We pursue that course, but now it is seeming a lot more plausible.

ask-caesar-thepony:
“ Foal Soarin makes everything better x3 *giggles and hugs him*
”
((ooc: NO! He is evil! EVIL! Why does nopony believe me!?))

ask-caesar-thepony:

Foal Soarin makes everything better x3 *giggles and hugs him*

((ooc: NO! He is evil! EVIL! Why does nopony believe me!?))

Okie dokie lokie~ *Trying not to talk about the luna issues*

We just want to check for any nervous system damage that might be caused by exposure to Pink energy. Hopefully there won’t be any. We would hate to lose you.

I, umm, I did at first, but its strange, When I tried to anchor my new friend there was a bit of feedback. *blushs, looks away* My memory flashed that of Twilight and suddenly the impluses were gone. *sighs* But so is the pain. Thank you for trying to help though Nightmare. *smiles* One of the mane things I love about you is that you will do anything to help those you care about. *nods*

That’s good to hear. Taking a pony’s pain away can be risky, but We were fairly confident you could handle it.

By the way, We’re not sure if We told you this, but Our pregnancy test came back negative.

Of course. Should I set them up in such a way that there are multiple portals and you'd have to know which ones to go through so they can't be easily navigated by possible invaders? I could even have some of them go into a trap, if you have any.

Good idea. Can you make portals one-way? Then We could have decoy portals leading to a holding cell.

Oh, that reminds me! *Brushes Nightmare's mane*

Ah, thank you.

We don’t know what We would do without your help. Probably have a terribly knotted mane.