*Avenger canters in, and starts playing Freebird on a guitar. WITH HOOVES! YEAH!*

So how did your MRIs go?

Oh, and We have something to discuss with you about Luna.

Ever thought of trying to make nice with the bearers of the elements so they won't have any desire to use the elements on you? Not close friendship, but more like tolerable acquiescence's at least. I think you should at least think about it Mistress Nightmare.
Anonymous

Well, there are two problems with that.

  1. We hate them.
  2. They serve Celestia.

Even if We were to put Our desire for vengeance aside (an unlikely occurrence), they still serve Our enemy and will attempt to aid her once Our takeover begins.

*Araima stalks a patrolling reanimated stage 2*

*The stage 2 doesn’t notice him. The reanimated aren’t the most aware of creatures.*

*swallows nervously* Umm, h-how about, t-tonight. *looks away* I-in the Playroom. *glances at her expectantly, yet nervously*

If you’d like. Though We have heard that if the colt is on top it aids in impregnation. We aren’t sure whether that is true or not, however.

By the way, how do you like the bow? *She shows off the bow Sugar Song tied in her mane.*

I certainly think it suits you!

Thank you!

*Ties a large purple bow into Nightmare's mane and holds up a mirror* What do you think?

Well, it is certainly more feminine than Our usual accessories… We think We like it.

*blushs heavily, swallows* M-maybe, I mean, I-I do eventualy, umm, eventualy want to have a foal when the mare of my dreams. *nods nervously*

Well, whenever you are ready, We would be willing to try. We won’t pressure you, but Blood Moon certainly will.

I just realized something, Type's kid, Caesar, found the Fountain of Youth in the Everfree. You control I assume the entire area of the forrest. Does this mean you now have dominion over the fountain? If so any plans for it?
Anonymous

We don’t control the entire Everfree, only the section surrounding the Moon Castle.

Also, We don’t have any plans for the fountain. We already have ways to render somepony ageless.

Oh, hel-li-yi-yi. Ummmmm*Dotdotdot*I'm assuming you're this dimension's version of Dark Side?

We assume so.

Just so you know, We are dating your mare counterpart, the one known as ‘Rarity’.

That's a very good point! *Finishes brushing* How about a bow today? I think something in a regal purple would suit you!

We’ve never tried a bow. Let’s find out how it looks!