[as anon] Unspeakable things, Dirty, sexy, unspeakable things~

…Your anon mask is slipping, Avenger. Maybe you shouldn’t have worn it over your regular mask.

And anyway, you don’t have to be locked up with Us to do those things… Though now that Relena is Our cousin are We still allowed to hit on you? We aren’t sure of the rules on that…

Chloroform, then take photographs of your naughty bits and have my way with you.
Anonymous

Now this is more along the lines of what We expected in response.

A mission fuh me~?

Could you perhaps speak to Blood Moon, question him about the future he comes from, then cross-reference it with… well… you know? We need to know what happens, even if the information is inaccurate.

Brush your mane all day ^^

Well, it was supposed to be anonymous, but We probably would have guessed it was you anyway.

Still it's hard t' like Luna, seein' as what she'd done, y'know?

We can imagine. However, Our Luna is the most amazing, perfect creature in all Equestria, and even if you dislike her We will not tolerate anything negative being said about her by anypony. Understood?

REBLOG if you want your followers to anonymously tell you what they would do if they were trapped in your bedroom with you for 24 hours.

askmemarcelinethevampirequeen:

pettyartist:

toasternut:

I really want people to do this one.

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Awwright, here we go.

I havn’t got one yet, SO COME AT ME BRO!!!

(Arcel)

O////////////O……. *grins a bit, magicly seals the room* I think I’m going to teach the Little Nightmare a lesson…. hopefully one she won’t remember so we will have review it… *approachs her smiling, magic kicking on to grab some other “toys” from around the room* Again and again…

Ooooh, We’re just trembling with anticipation

Overall Mistress, we think that your hordes of unworthy minions are quite the well oiled machine. Your idea of burying them beneath a mountain of rules and regulations has served admirably in curbing their natural impulse to annoy every creature they meet. Although, we would suggest increasing their workload. Recently the 67th Heavy Assault Platoon found a way around the ordinance forbidding dancing on duty and posted a video on ponytube of them performing a music video of "Pumped Up Hooves."
Anonymous

Well, We suppose We could increase the number of drills. You can never have to many drills.

*She takes another sip of wine.* This is really an exquisite vintage. We’ll have to be careful not to have too much of it…

*blushs heavily, retrieves the fertility magical artifact and rushs off upstairs*

*Nightmare Moon is already waiting for him, chained to the table.*

Hmm… what’s the big bad Arcel going to do to Us?

Ah really don' wanna tell yuh muh identity : /

We understand that, but We cannot investigate your claims against Luna without knowing who she supposedly killed.