DO YOU REQUIRE MORE BOOZE? OR DO YOU REQUIRE BITCHES WITH WITCH TO ENJOY YOUR DRUNKEN STATE FURTHER?

We haz enuf rite nao. But thanks, tankred! Ur teh best killing machine evar!

Wine why dont ya try tequilla? XP

Nah! Why wud We drink nasty cheep tequilla when We haz 15 year old Cabr….cabr…. fancy wines?

*sighs* Come on dear, lets get you back to the castle before you do something you regret.

Nuh uh! Wez on a date! Iz a reward fur somthin…

m-miss moon? w-what happened? w-why are you um.. d-drinking?

Bcuz teh wine is very, very gud!

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!

We would not think so Most Holy One. And besides, is there not a spell to fix hangovers? We thought we came upon one while researching healing magic for Project Rebirth.
Anonymous

Maybe you’re right… Well, bottoms up!

*She proceeds to drink far more than is healthy for anypony.*

Thas teh gud stuf their…

-the legendary Rabbit of Caerbannog is humbled by you and simply waits to be petted-

*Nightmare Moon looks at it curiously for a moment, then takes a hoof and scritches it behind it’s ears.*

One way portals? I don't think I've tried those yet, since I've never had a use for them. Well, not since I lost most of my memories anyway. I'll look into it.

They would be very helpful. An enemy would pass through one only to find themselves in a room with no exit, there to be imprisoned or interrogated at Our leisure.

Stop doing this with my ex-marefriend! >.>' I'm not liking it..

Okay, your going to have to be more specific. Who is your ex-marefriend, and what are we doing with her?

Do not worry O Great Queen. We are paying the bill, and if necessary we will conscript the local populace to help us take you back to the castle. Feel free to indulge yourself.
Anonymous

No, We don’t want a hangover tomorrow… Well, maybe just one more glass. That can’t hurt, right?