*techno music plays and heavy dances* wanna dance?
No, We just got through partying and have a slight hangover. But thanks for the invitation.
Didn't you go on a date with Rarity?
We did. We think it went well enough, given that We had no idea what ponies are supposed to do on a hate date.
-the Rabbit of Caerbannog is pleased with petting, when she finishes, devours a lazy anon instead before leaving-
*Nightmare Moon looks at it quizzically as it leaves.* Well, that was strange.
Apparently you taste like licorice down there. Is it true?
We have never been told specifically what We taste like down there, but that strange grey pony with the red glasses, the one who speaks in numbers, told Us We smell like licorice. And also like something called a ‘derseite’.
So that photograph is still floating around, is it? Well, We suppose We might as well supply the uncropped version. Yes, Rarity created that outfit for Us. We think she was trying to taunt Us with it, somehow.
my ex-marefriend.. IS or.. was.. Sugar Song! >:o Don't do that things on her or else you get bucked!
We have done nothing to harm Sugar Song! She has requested to be temporarily turned into a statue because she enjoys it! The spell is temporary and completely harmless. In fact, while she is a statue she is safer than almost anypony else.
I am never going to get another chance like this. *hugs, then runs*
Waarglblargl. *Vomits in Zoru’s general direction.*
Okay…. We think We had enough now…
TANKRED APPRECIATES THE COMPLIMENT. TANKRED MUST GO ANNIHILATE A DRAGON THAT LOOKED AT HIM FUNNY NOW. ENJOY YOUR DRUNKEN STATE.
Thank u! Give im an extra rocket for Us!
