Yes, We are. With triplets. So We cannot go out drinking with you anytime in the near future.
Hello. We hope you won’t try to light Our parties on fire like the last self-proclaimed ‘guardian of the Everfree’.
You can’t read? You poor dear. We’ll have to teach you, or rather find somepony who can (We aren’t very good at teaching).
Very nice. Just what We were hoping for.
We aren’t sure of what you mean by ‘hemospectrum’, but as far as the earth pony uniforms go We like the brown uniform the best, so We’ll go with that for the regulars and the black for the officers.
As for the pegasus uniforms, We prefer the second variant. Now traditionally pegasus units wore blue, but We think We’re willing to break with tradition and have them done in violet, and again with black for officers.
If you would send the patterns down to manufacturing We can begin mass production. This is very good work, and We thank you for your efforts.
Oh, if you see Vriska, tell her to come see Us. We have some news for her.
Hmm… We will think on this, and adjust Our strategy apropriatly.
Perhaps We can send agents to infiltrate the dungeons beneath Canterlot, to see what the sun-hag has been hiding.
Well, We’ll have Our research teams look into it, but without more information they will be searching blind.
Well, if you are fine with that then We are. We heard Celestia went to the gala naked.
You know, since We are still banned from Canterlot We thought We might hold Our own gala this year. A better gala. With blackjack. And hookers.
We could. Could you tell Us more about it?
What!? How?… We have everything planned out! Our estimates of her forces cannot be wrong by that large a margin… Does she have some hidden force We are unaware of? Some secret alliance with foreign powers?
