What?

someoscardude:

Uh, Nightmare, I just got the Professor Speks. Did you have something to do with that?

((ooc: Yep. I was just reading on the Wiki, that’s what you get (if you don’t have them yet).))

It be no matter! Just call the little foal Blackmane! Consider it a... uh, advance payment for me services. If the future is ta be believed.

We’ll think about it.

*Glares straight at her* I'm Sure you consort would have told you. ((Yeah i think your right every message i sent that had 3 .'s or more in a row got eaten))

No, he must have forgotten to tell Us.

What do you wish to see Us about?

hoofbeasts:

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(Kanaya bows and leaves.  A little while after that, Vriska arrives.  She looks like she’s been crying a little, but otherwise seems as cheerful as ever.)

Ah, hello Vriska. We have some news. First, as you may have heard, We are pregnant. Second, We have a formal dinner planned that We want you and your servants to attend.

TANKRED HAS HEARD THAT YOU ARE WITH CHILD. CONGRATULATION. TANKRED SWEARS THAT HE WILL PROTECT YOUR OFFSPRING UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

Thank you, Tankred. How are you with foals? We can think of no better foalsitter than a massive warbot.

Anna: Nice to hear you're expecting. Maybe in this timeline, Bloodmoon is a girl? You never know.

Maybe. We’re not sure We would name a foal Blood Moon, but you never know.

We’re considering naming one Luna, but We think it might be a bad idea. It might give the other two some idea that We’re showing favouritism.

Name suggestions: Deimos, Night Sound and Farmoon.

Hmm… We like Night Sound. Maybe…

((Weird maybe the eating of posts have to do with number of periods)) *Araima sits patiently looking around, although he has a variety of designs around him* It Took you long enough to get here. Are we going to have our meeting start or not?

Meeting? We weren’t informed of any meeting…

((ooc: I’m 90% sure it has to do with ’…’s. Tumblr eats any question with ellipses in it.))

We just realized something My Queen. Would you mind slapping us as hard as you can and cutting out our tongue? The blasphemy that we have just uttered has left us shocked and appalled at our own vulgarity. Our only hope of redemption now lies in suffering.
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*She gets out a knife.* What did you say? We want to make sure the punishment is warranted before We mete it out…

According to Future Arcel, our future sucks. My Momma loses her ability to fly in said future. Why would you create a future that sucks?

We don’t intend to create a bad future, but future Arcel told Us We made some mistakes. Mistakes We will make sure aren’t made in this timeline.