Can i hang out with your children?

Of course! We look forward to introducing them to you, as well as to Type’s children and the Avenger’s filly.

if you need a babysitter i can suggest two that would work well.. one being fluttershy and the other her male counterpart butterscoot or something like that.

We don’t think We’d be comfortable having Our children watched by one of Celestia’s champions. Even if Fluttershy wouldn’t think to abuse that position, We are sure Celestia would.

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ask-nightmaremoon:

Ah, hello Vriska. We have some news. First, as you may have heard, We are pregnant. Second, We have a formal dinner planned that We want you and your servants to attend.

(Vriska’s expression twists as she hears the news, but she manages to maintain an only very slightly forced-looking grin.  She glances very briefly, pupils glowing faintly, in the direction of the nearest instance of Arcel, her mind screaming “traitor”, but says nothing.)

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Well, We had originally planned to have it tonight, but the pregnancy and ensuing chaos has made Us decide to postpone it until tomorrow evening. Be sure to dress finely, and tell your followers to do so as well. Especially that one with the cracked glasses. Just between Us, We don’t think to highly of his style.

You will be seated along with the other of Our closest advisors at the head of the table. *She gets out a seating chart, that puts Vriska at NMM’s left, across the table from Arcel.*

((Tumblr! Curses!)) *Keeps glare fixated on nightmare* Oh, as is my job to advise the thing that carry on. Have you noticed a corruptive bias? In your people lately?

What do you mean by ‘corruptive bias’?

I could watch over the little foals Moony. I mean, if I be workin' for ya, I might as well start by watchin' over the little ones first.

Hmm… Bloodthirsty pirates aren’t quite as trustworthy as babysitters as warmechs, but they are good role models. We might just take you up on your offer.

Anna: Luna... huh? I have an ancestor who was named Luna. And I have her name as my middle name. But I agree, naming one of your children "Luna" may be a bad move. How about... "Blood Raven"?

Well, to you (as well as anypony else suggesting names), We should really discuss names with Arcel before deciding. And anyway, the foals won’t be born for quite some time yet. There is plenty of time to decide.

We said we would conscript the local populace to take you back to the castle if needed. Upon reflection we realized that we were implying we would allow the common rabble to stain your perfect and beautiful coat with their hoofprints. Please, ensure we never talk again.
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Oh, that? We will not damage a valuable servant over such a small slip.

You may kiss Our hooves instead, as penance.

I'm here thinking one of the foals can be Blood-kun *caress her belly gently. Helder like all kind of babies*

Well, the test says We’re going to have fillies, so it seems this timeline has deviated from his.

TANKRED IS GREAT WITH CHILDREN. TANKRED USED TO BABYSIT ON THE WEEKENDS AT ONE POINT IN HIS INCREDIBLY LONG LIFE.

Good. From what We hear, nothing is more valuable to a new mother than a reliable babysitter.

I have looked into the one way portals, but I haven't found a way to make true one way portals yet. I do however think that if there's somepony with magic that allows for detecting and triggering somepony's presense in the holding cell, the anchor can be disrupted so the portal will close. This has the obvious downside that it can be used only once. I did start placing some of the portals in the tunnels though...

That is less than ideal, but if that is all that can be done We suppose it will work… We will make available to you the required components, and have Our servants fashion containment areas for the portals to lead to.