Aye, we be havin' a deal Moony. Any particular kind a ship ya be wantin'? I'm sure there be enough ta make a fine collection.

As We mentioned before, merely scuttle any Celestial Navy ship you come across and We will call it even.

Your treasure ship may be found at *Longitude and Latitude of an island off the coast of the Muudi Desert*. While We are sure all the stories about the ship being cursed are mere old mares tales, you should still tread cautiously. The natives don’t look kindly on anypony setting foot on what they consider sacred ground. Good luck, and fair sailings.

Good. I would have felt like an idiot givin' away somethin' THAT precious as a weddin' present. I mean, I did get a hug out of it. And a sword, and a wee medal. So I be supposin' it isn't all bad.

So, do we have a deal?

*Blink* Oh, that, uhh well i doubt any of them want to be responsible of the death of 60-70 Trillion Folks, Or i can always use MP-000. As for gods where I Came from ther's Overlord, but i can't say that cuz he doesnt have any powers except that he's 1 Km long and he's 4th dimensional and lonely!

Well, We wouldn’t really mind wiping out an alien species, but father would probably get very cross at Us if We did, so We’ll leave that up to him. He’ll probably just trap you in an event horizon for a few (relativistically) trillion years or so.

Chemin de fer?

The card game of gentlecolts everywhere.

((ooc: It’s a real card game, the favourite of James Bond (and me). You can find the rules online at Wikipedia. I’m working on coding it into the MUSH, but you really need at least 4 players (and it’s better with 10).))

Oh. I, uh, gave Celestia a ship made of solid gold as a weddin' present. Please tell me that wasn't a part of the wrecks treasure.

No no, the wreck We are offering to you is entirely untouched. It’s off the trade lanes, and the locals believe the island to be haunted and taboo.

*shrug* Ah git 'em where ah git 'em~

…Well, let’s hope the ERS* is willing to accept that as an answer.

*Equestrian Revenue Service

Hmm? Oh basicly we just take acount for any senteint thing here, daocument them, leave a few cops behind, make a mutual tax with the leader or leaders, and then watch over like a stalker with good intentions!

Well, We doubt you will be able to in this case. If you haven’t noticed yet, unlike many other planets We’ve read about on this world the inhabitants’ gods are very real, very physical, and very willing to kick your rump should you get out of line. We doubt your arsenal, impressive as it must be to other mortals, will in any way scare Celestia, not to mention Galaxiour.

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((ooc: There’s no Nic Cage. How can it be Homestuck without Nic Cage?))

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((ooc: There’s no Nic Cage. How can it be Homestuck without Nic Cage?))

Pay tuh bills~? Ah'm loaded!

That’s what We were wondering about. How did you acquire such funds?

What are your thoughts on the new rising power?An immortal like yourself but more powerful,the polar opposite of the elements of harmony?
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Who? We haven’t bothered trying to keep up on all Our new competitors. By keeping focused on the prize We will be the one to conquer Equestria first!