Slept with Scootaloo~ *yawns* Goodnight! *falls asleep*

We thought you and Relena had an open relationship. *Shrugs* Well, anyway, good night.

Okay... *Watches as the occasional tendril reaches out into the light only to vanish with a hiss.* Until then... Where am I going to stay?

Well, We could set you up temporarily with an apartment in Moon City, until the problem is resolved.

Well, listen were talking about trillions of planets we have around and a big waste of time, but seriously if your as challanged as your followers them I'M wasting my time.

Look, We’re the first to admit We have anger issues, and you’re giving Us an entire empire consisting of, if your claims are accurate, trillions of planets on which to vent Our frustrations without censure, well… We find Ourselves rather looking forward to a war.

Don' mind me, jus' in deep manure with Relly~ *snuggles into the camp-bed*

…What did you do?

*begins setting up a camp-bed in NMM's room*

What are you doing?

*He's a big shocked by the sudden motion, but attempts to run in mid air to get away from the explosion of darkness and smoke, the chanting turning to screeching laughter and a horrible chittering noise* My house! *When they get outside, the darkness is just oozing slowly out of the door and the windows, burning away in the sunlight but still very present within*

*Nightmare Moon looks back at it.*

Good, it’s contained for now. As much as We hate to admit it, this is beyond the scope of Our powers. Our nature makes Us ill-suited to preforming sealing spells on creatures like that. *Sigh* We’re afraid… We’ll have to refer you to Our sister.

Vorcera, and, I was strolling through the forest.

*One of the guards shakes his head and mutters “bloody tourists”.*

Guard: Well, the Queen has requested that all visitors to her domain be screened, and then given an audience with her. Please, follow us and don’t make any trouble.

Hmm, well, sorry about that. *smiles with a thought* If you can still remember how that mindset works, do you remember why you were so shy, the reasoning behind it?

Well… *She thinks for a moment* For some reason, We were really, really worried We might hurt somepony accidentally.

ask-vicious-chord:
“ grownupgardengnostic:
“ madamebucket:
“ adorabloodthirstykarkat:
“ bustiger:
“ chicksdigthephoenix:
“ conquerorwurm:
“ tickingtimebox:
“ zeedikay:
“ Discover Biology.
… Does that make sense?
”
Well, technically it’s a pamphlet,...

ask-vicious-chord:

grownupgardengnostic:

madamebucket:

adorabloodthirstykarkat:

bustiger:

chicksdigthephoenix:

conquerorwurm:

tickingtimebox:

zeedikay:

Discover Biology.

… Does that make sense?

Well, technically it’s a pamphlet, but…

NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY, OH BABY

Basic Medical Endocrinology

Bestiario

:I

THE ROAD TO SHILOH 

HARDER BABY OOH YEAH TAKE ME TO THAT SHILOH 

White Night.

uh„,

PASSION BABY PASSION

….

one fish two fish red fish blue fish? ._.

((Mum got “Jesus and his children.” We’re looking up books on eBay so we can sell them. xD))

Priest.

What.

The.

Actual.

Fuck.

((ooc: Also Sprach Zarathustra… I guess I’m the übermensch, then.))

Alex: Hey, NMM? I think this guy named Ghost (ghost-pony) said some stuff about you on his talkshow. Just thought you aught to know.

Hmm? Did he now? Well, lets go see what he had to say.

*She reads the transcript.*

Hmm… We might just call in and rebut, but after We sent that Limbaugh human to the sun We promised Ourselves no more killing talk show hosts, and We’re not so confident in Our self control.