Hello, Roboshi. *She checks him for symbols.* You’re not possessed this time, are you?
Yes, We do. The Church of Nightmare Moon sees marriage as a rather silly idea, and is always willing to annul it.
…Is there trouble with Relena?
No, We are at war with the real Celestia. Though Molestia does really, really creep Us out. Especially when she hits on Us. *Shudder.*
Nice to see you again as well. We are doing fine, and the foals are as well. Though one of them has really started kicking. A lot.
Luna, as We have stated many times, will hold a place of honour at Our side following Our takeover.
There is nothing that will allow Us to keep Celestia alive. We simply will not be able to sleep easily with her still around. However, if the Elements of Harmony were destroyed We would not have to kill Twilight and her friends, though We would keep them close to Us for observation, and maybe occasional ‘games’.
*Kisses back*
So, this is the new mortal holiday? We like…
For exactly the reason you stated. We are both royal and majestic, and are therefore entitled to use the majestic plural or ‘royal We’.
Well, We’re glad at least somepony liked it.
Though, We really don’t look good in warm colours. Perhaps a blue or navy schoolfilly uniform would be even more to your liking?
((ooc: Seriously, somepony draw that!))