Hi there Nighty!

Hello, Roboshi. *She checks him for symbols.* You’re not possessed this time, are you?

So, duh yuh do divorces?

Yes, We do. The Church of Nightmare Moon sees marriage as a rather silly idea, and is always willing to annul it.

…Is there trouble with Relena?

Are your majesty in war against "molestia" again?

No, We are at war with the real Celestia. Though Molestia does really, really creep Us out. Especially when she hits on Us. *Shudder.*

Ah, it's nice to see You again, Princess. I hope You and your foals are alright.

Nice to see you again as well. We are doing fine, and the foals are as well. Though one of them has really started kicking. A lot.

Kissmas was actually yesterday

Ah. Well, happy belated Kissmass! *Friendly kiss on the cheek.*

Soarin: Hug time!

*Hugs!*

Whenever you decide to make your move to take over, what will you do with Celestia and Luna? Is there any option for dealing with Twilight and her friends that won't involve killing them? I really don't want to see anypony die from this and hope that there is a more less harmful solution.
Anonymous

Luna, as We have stated many times, will hold a place of honour at Our side following Our takeover.

There is nothing that will allow Us to keep Celestia alive. We simply will not be able to sleep easily with her still around. However, if the Elements of Harmony were destroyed We would not have to kill Twilight and her friends, though We would keep them close to Us for observation, and maybe occasional ‘games’.

*kisses deeply, and with tongue* Merry Kissmas~

*Kisses back*

So, this is the new mortal holiday? We like…

Why do you talk in a third person your epicness?

For exactly the reason you stated. We are both royal and majestic, and are therefore entitled to use the majestic plural or ‘royal We’.

That picture of you in the outfit Rarity made is hot, something about a wonderfully bad girl like you showing vulnerability in a nicy-nice outfit that is still sexy with something wrapped around every hoof, and that choker! <3
Anonymous

Well, We’re glad at least somepony liked it.

Though, We really don’t look good in warm colours. Perhaps a blue or navy schoolfilly uniform would be even more to your liking?

((ooc: Seriously, somepony draw that!))