profcoltbalt:
So it turns out I can run Deus Ex on my laptop.

My Little Denton: Friendship is Augmented
*he blinks, then shakes his head* That, was unexpected.. *grins* Perfect. *puts his hoof on Philemon's shoulder* This is all under Dr patient confidentiality, right? - CD
Philemon: Of course. I never reveal anything my patients tell me.
Lilith: Nightmare Moon, a question, if I may. Do you believe that a soul can be reborn in a mechanical body?
There are ways in which such a thing can be managed, yes. However, such creations are generally unstable and need near-constant maintenance.
The 2nd to last GIF in your folder is what your love life looks like.
*eyes draw a bit* Arcel started as a nuisance, then became a father figure, and now I see him for what he truly is. *frowns* He is an unworthy pest that is only holding my beautiful Nightmare Moon Back! -CD
Philemon: Ah, excellent! I think I have you pegged now. The classic Oedipus complex. Now, let me see that medallion.
*He grabs the medallion and pokes at it. It glows for a moment, and then CD’s mental stability increases dramatically. He also feels a sense of calm and wellbeing.*
Philemon: That should do it. Give my regards to Miss Moon. *A door opens in the wall leading back to NMM’s throne room.*
What's new, Moony? I got every8ody ready for that 8ig dinner like you said, and now it seems like there 8n't anything going on! You got any new irons in the fire?
We apologise for the delay. It seems ponies keep springing things on Us and delaying Our dinner.
We promise We will not permit anything to delay it further, and it will occur tomorrow evening.
I believe there is a better solution, you're just not willing to look for it. ~ Mr.B

Anonymous
Well, what would you have Us do? We cannot permit Celestia to pose a threat to Us or Luna. She is simply too dangerous.
I am The Mare of Lovespark, that makes Love and Warmness, or sometimes... Death and Destruction. Love can do ANYTHING. *Laughs*
Are you yet another one of Our relatives? We haven’t been keeping track of them all.
*he rolls his eyes again, but sits* Fine, Arcel's Mother, unicorn mare, now in her elder years, specializing in weather magic, specifically, creating pockets of rain, *he nods* A decent mother, taught her son strong moral values, was caring and kind. *he thinks* Nightmare, well you know Nightmare, so I doubt I have anything I need to explain there unless your a complete ignoramus. Then there is Fusion.. not entirely sure where to start there. -CD
*Philemon nods and scribbles something down in his notebook.*
Philemon: You consider Nightmare Moon a maternal figure, yet your relationship with her does not seem to me to be parental in any form… How does it make you feel when you see her with Arcel? Does it make you jealous?
um... I-ignore that mean anon... I L-Like you...
Don’t worry about Us. Having ponies hate Us is a thing We are very accustomed to. It’s having ponies love Us that makes Us a bit nervous.