Well, would you like to do something constructive? We’re sure We can find something for you to do. How about a game of chess? And by that We mean actual chess, and not sexual metaphors.
We think We could take that, if you can work past your block against harming Us.
Well, iff’n they don’ notice yuh~
Which blushy says they won’.
… They branded me…
Don’t worry. We can insulate Ourselves from your mindscape behind a wall of rage. It’s very protective.
Whenever you are ready, just relax and We’ll begin.
See, Luna? We told you there were assassins out to get Us!
An alicorn is the term that has arisen to describe ponies of divine descent, those with both horn and wings.
((ooc: Technically, alicorn is the substance that unicorn horns are made from. I don’t know why, but thats what the Friendship is Magic fandom has decided to call what previous MLP fandoms called unipegs.))
AnonymousWe’ve considered giving in to Philemon’s requests for a permanent practice in Moon City. The only thing holding Us back is his requirement that anypony who asks be allowed to see him.
No, not really, for unless they interact with you, you won’t even realize your there…. and unless they touch you, you won’t even realize your conversing with them. *nods*
Hmm… Okay…
Which one, outta yuh two, would be less affected by seein’ a younger me get tortured by Zebras?
We think We could take that, if you can work past your block against harming Us.
Extremely difficult. You could stand at ground zero of a nuclear detonation and come back smiling moments later. However, the Elements of Harmony could do it, and we all know who controls those…
We wouldn’t thinks so… And that is just what a potential assassin would want Us to think!
Really? It was just supposed to prevent you from knowingly acting against Our agents… We’d have stern words with Our programmer, but unfortunately he was killed in that raid a few months ago.
*Sigh.* We hate to have to keep relying on him, but what if We sent Philemon in Our stead?
Who?
Philemon, the demon of psychoanalysis. One of the few non-Equestrian powers We’ve remained in touch with. He’s extremely skilled in the realms of the mind, and quite friendly and helpful. Almost suspiciously friendly and helpful, now that We think about it… *Shrugs* Anyway, he could accompany you, as a neutral observer and safety net.
