Well, We heard that before We met you. *She thinks for a moment.* Yes, We suspect you might very well be able to keep up with her.

We are glad things turned out so well.

Do not, however, take this as a precedent that eating strange lumps of metal leads to life success.

No. Some gossip-mongering ponies may it impossible that We could feel this way about anything, but We do not have any desire to have sex with Discord.

Well, We just discovered a threat to Our rule that may be greater even than Celestia. And no, We don’t mean Discord. We aren’t afraid of rascally clowns.

Well, We hope you will think things through more carefully in the future. As We have mentioned before, We generally disapprove of marriage, but understand if ponies occasionally need its stability in their lives.

Ah. Well then, this has alleviated Our fears regarding your conversion, and has raised some entirely new and worse ones…

…Wait wait wait. Back up for a moment. You are telling Us there is some universe in which the Imperium of Man exists, but is inhabited by ponies?

Hello, Blackmane. How does this night find you?

You’re welcome.

We have done so many praiseworthy acts that We must ask what in particular you are thanking Us for this time.

Well, if you want to know a little secret, We actually considered modelling Our Church after the human’s Imperial Cult, modified of course to fit ponies.

What We are concerned about is that you will run afoul of the Inquisition. Ordo Xenos will certainly not appreciate (to put it lightly) an alien joining the Cult, and We suspect Ordo Malleus may have some objections regarding your formerly dead state as well.