Dear doctor who fans
Has the doctor ever seen a dinosaur. Was that an episode? He has a time machine! How can he not meet a dinosaur!?
((ooc: Yes. ’Invasion of the Dinosaurs’.))
Sure. *flies off and comes back with a purple pegasus filly with Pinkie's mane style, but Starbuck's tail style and is wearing DJ sunglasses.* I call her Rave for short. Rave? This is Nightmare Moon. *The filly looks up at the night goddess*
Hello, Rave. It’s nice to meet you. *She surreptitiously scans Rave for Pink energy signatures.*
NO I'M NOT DISCORD I'M JUST AN ANON WHO'S A FANGIRL OF DISCORD
AnonymousOh… Well, if you were Discord, We met this nice Daemonette once that We’re sure you’d have a great time with.
Oh do I HAVE to buck discord?
AnonymousWhy does anypony have to buck Discord?
…If you are actually Discord in disguise, We would be willing to set you up with something if you’re that desperate.
*she glares still, then sighs* Of course he did, my brothers bleeding heart has gotten him in a lot of trouble in his days. *still looking angrily at her* Where is he? Not being under a spell means he still needs to be punished for being an idiot. -Fiesta Swirl
Anonymous*Nightmare Moon whispers something to a guard, who rushes off.*
He will join Us shortly. Now tell Us, what has he done that deserves punishment? And how do you expect to punish him? We think you will find him to be a very… different pony from the one you knew.
*The letter has many deep penmarks and eraser shavings, although there is a single barely noticable shard of unknown metal on it*
*The researchers extract the shard and test it against known alloys. They then break down the paper in an attempt to extract residual DNA from the pulp.*
Threat? Sorry, I be hearin' the bits fallen, the treasure janglin', and the jewels bein' discovered already. Because if ya have a fine and big empire, they be havin' a fine and big treasury. All well and good, if'n ya be askin' me.
The Imperium of Man was always separated from Equestria by the fifth wall. The Imperium of Equus, however, would have no problems launching an invasion. While We appreciate the Imperial Cult’s no-nonsense approach to handling rivals, We would rather not be on the wrong end of their Inquisition. We would beat them eventually, of course, but that would take valuable resources that We will then not be able to turn against Celestia.
Just magic them on fire then. Or consume their souls.
Oh, We are quite sure We could win using magic. However, wars fought with magic tend to leave rather… inhospitable worlds behind, compared to the neat and clean deserts left by the life-eater virus.
