Excellent. Here, take this. *She hoofs him a crudely-built machine of some sort.* In case you missed it, there is a giant robot currently threatening Our castle. We’re going to arrange a little surprise for it. Take this through that gate *She indicates a swirling energy portal* and attach it to the highest point you can reach, then return before the gate collapses.
Ah, just the sort of pony We were looking for. How would you feel about a suicide mission We mean great opportunity?
According to some ponies, We should claim that the best thing is a small chance of having sex with Us. However, We think the benefits of being on the winning side are obvious, namely not being on the losing side.
Well, We guess We’ll chalk that up as a good thing, and proclaim her a healthy little filly.
Loudspeaker: MOON CITY AND ITS SURROUNDING ENVIRONS HAVE NEVER BEEN PART OF YOUR EMPIRE. LEAVE, NOW, OR YOUR CONTINUED REFUSAL WILL BE CONSIDERED AN ACT OF WAR.
Loudspeaker: YOUR ‘DIPLOMAT’ ATTEMPTED TO ASSASSINATE OUR EMPRESS AND WAS DISPOSED OF.
*To Starbuck* Other than extremely precocious neural development, no. We cannot detect any trace of Pink energy, or Warp energy, or any other sort of field other than a pony’s natural background magic.
*She turns back to Rave.* You’re going to be a musician when you grow up, aren’t you?
*Loudspeakers reply:* THIS IS THE SOVEREIGN TERRITORY OF THE EMPRESS NIGHTMARE MOON! YOUR AUTHORITY IS NOT RECOGNISED! LEAVE NOW! IF YOUR REMAIN IT WILL BE CONSIDERED AN ACT OF WAR!
