*Nightmare Moon’s soldiers dive for cover. The surviving Imperial Guard regroup around the Titan while inside tech-priests try desperately to get the Titan’s void shield online.*
The nearly infinite amount of power that can be extracted from the chopped-up bits of sun. There will be distribution problems at first, of course, but We are confident they can be worked out.
*Nightmare Moons forces ignore Roh, bent on subduing the Imperial Guardsponies and securing the Titan.*
Actually, Our plan is to chop the sun up into little pieces and use it to power fusion reactors. By Our estimates that should increase the useful lifespan of the sun by several trillion years.
As for plant life, We have mentioned several times in the past Our plans to use magic to adapt them to run directly of nuclear power, rather than through that inefficient ‘photosynthesis’ process.
We offer a complete health care package, generous salaries, and free room and board.
Well, insanity is one of the greatest indicators of genius. Your average pony immediately thinks no sun=death, and doesn’t stop to think about how inefficient the sun is in the first place, or how it could be replaced with far more efficient systems.
*The Titan comes crashing down, badly damaging both the castle gate and some of the surrounding buildings. Nightmare Moon’s guards immediately pour out of several hidden secondary exits, engaging the Imperial Guard and attempting to seize the Titan.*
No thank you. We have had bad experiences with such deals in the past.
