Originally We simply wished for ponies to be given the opportunity to see Luna’s beautiful night, but following Celestia’s cruel punishment for that aspiration We have realised that nothing short of her death will permit Equestria to be ruled in an optimal state.
The smoking remains of a giant robot rest in the middle of Moon City, and a second such robot currently besieges the border of Our domain.
This is all because of a treaty disagreement. Oh, and the small matter of that diplomat We sent to the sun, but mostly because of the treaty.
So I get Anon-hate. That must mean I’m either a) popular or b) opinionated.
Yeeeeees! I’m popular enough to have random anons drop by! That is a big milestone for this blog, I must admit.
We rarely get anon-hate (We think they’re too intimidated), but when We do, it is the best anon-hate. Like so.
Tiny Human Us looks adorable. Thank you.
((When I come across r34 I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE, sometime’s there’s these things strapped in the ponies’ mouths that looks like a big golf ball with liquid coming out of it. What is it? o_o))
((It’s called a ballgag. It’s a red ball with leather straps. The liquid is drool.))
((Why are there holes in them? I thought gags were supposed to block screams))
{{ The holes are there to allow people to put… uhm… in the uh, mouths, and stuff. :’P }~}
((ooc: That’s actually really unsafe and rarely done outside of porn. Ring gags are used for that.))
((When I come across r34 I DIDN’T WANT TO SEE, sometime’s there’s these things strapped in the ponies’ mouths that looks like a big golf ball with liquid coming out of it. What is it? o_o))
((It’s called a ballgag. It’s a red ball with leather straps. The liquid is drool.))
((Why are there holes in them? I thought gags were supposed to block screams))
((They aren’t holes, they’re little dimples, similar to the surface of a golf ball. I don’t know why, though.))
((ooc: Sorry if this is TMI, but they are holes. They permit the wearer’s saliva (or in some cases vomit) to leave in order to reduce the risk of accidental asphyxiation (and some people think the drool is sexy).))
We’ve only contacted them through their machines, but they came down claiming Equestria belonged to them and We had to sign a treaty and pay them taxes, and when We told them where they could put their treaty they tried to detonate a bomb Our throne room.
We are currently under the threat of orbital bombardment from their forces, but We have used Our power to create an event horizon to shield Our domain from their fire. They’ve also landed several large war machines at the outskirts of the shield’s coverage.
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