*forces his eyes shut* Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.
This is exactly why We need to talk to Windows about getting that ‘propaganda tape’ done.
I think a simple photo would do.
Propaganda tape? What exactly will be on this propaganda tape, Moony?
Images designed by a professional to sway the colts (and some of the fillies) of Equestria to Our cause.
*A loudspeaker crackles and hums to life.*
Loudspeaker: WE HAVE SIGNED A MUTUAL DEFENSIVE TREATY WITH THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE! THEY WILL EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE IN YOUR SECTOR IF YOU PERSIST IN YOUR ATTACK!
All right.
*She writes up a message and gives orders for it to be broadcast.*
*forces his eyes shut* Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.Hailnightmare.
This is exactly why We need to talk to Windows about getting that ‘propaganda tape’ done.
We will rule by her side, of course.
We had wanted to become One with her again, but We’re afraid the door may have closed on that option.
Even if the attempt to assassinate you?
Don’t worry. We have a plan in place. We’re going to send him notes containing disturbing sexual innuendos, and sign them ‘Sturmpony’.
That’ll show Mr 'She’ll never find out who broke into her castle and killed her scientists’.
We could ask, yes… What do you have in mind?
So I get Anon-hate. That must mean I’m either a) popular or b) opinionated.
Yeeeeees! I’m popular enough to have random anons drop by! That is a big milestone for this blog, I must admit.
We rarely get anon-hate (We think they’re too intimidated), but when We do, it is the best anon-hate. Like so.
…Is what that anon said true? *Barely-contained laughter*
Trust Us, the last bit is the only part that has ever been vaguely true.
