We suppose an alien invasion might be just enough to briefly rescind Our ‘no more making deals with cosmic horrors’ resolution. Welcome aboard.
Well, since the invaders scoffed at Our alliance with the Alternian empire, We doubt they will be impressed with an alliance with the Irkens, but We suppose it might be worth a try…
Umm…. Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh Omigosh Ohmigosh! ^.^ Squee!! *Coughs* Ahem… Umm…. I… Ifoundthisawhileagoandthoughtyouwouldwanttoseeitbecausesheisabigmeenie ok bye! Squee!! *Runs off*
So, it seems Our sister isn’t even attempting to hide her tyrannical desires…
*Saxton Hale’s punch sends Nightmare Moon reeling.*
What was that for? *She spits out a broken tooth.* We hate Fluttershy hippies as much as you do!
*Nightmare Moon’s reanimated also take to the field, preparing to repel the attackers.*
Of course. Actually, to ensure things go smoothly, We’ll handle things personally.
What sort of housing would you be interested in?
Oh, and We should warn you that We are currently experiencing a slight alien invasion, so access to your property may be delayed.
*A faint shout of ‘They’re not buying it, Bob’ can be heard amongst Nightmare Moon’s troops, but otherwise the sole response is the hum as the Titan’s weaponry locks onto the invaders.*
