We go.
Oh, and Zim has asked Us to tell you to not destabilise the government of Koalastralia. In exchange, he’s offering Us a loan of several Irken cruisers, so We think it’s a good deal.
We go.
Oh, and Zim has asked Us to tell you to not destabilise the government of Koalastralia. In exchange, he’s offering Us a loan of several Irken cruisers, so We think it’s a good deal.
We will let him know. In fact, if what We’ve heard about Koalastralia is true, We might be interested in signing an export agreement for some of their famed wildlife.
*Halfway through the spell, Nightmare Moon notices the pod. Assuming the worst, she adds it and the CCU to the spells effect field and then completes it.
Nightmare Moon, the CCU, and the pod all waver for a moment, then blink out of existence. One planck second later, all three appear near each other in deep space, approx. 1*10^9 light years from the nearest galaxy.*
*Nightmare Moon’s voice booms impossibly though the vacuum.* NOW, WITNESS THE UNRESTRAINED POWER OF THE NIGHTMARE! *Her horn flares again as she prepares a second spell.*
Good. Even if Our servants manage to clear out the enemy’s ground forces, there still is the matter of their orbital forces. We have a plan for dealing with them, but a few Irken cruisers would be very helpful for clearing out the remnants.
Yes. *She winces visibly.* We have to end this conflict quickly…
Of course.
Do you have access to ships of the Irken spacy? They would be very helpful right about now.
*Nightmare Moon places a barrier between herself and Applebloom.*
Assassin! This will be you last contract, f- Applebloom? *She looks confused.* What are you doing here?
We are Nightmare Moon, not the bloated flashlight Our sister tends to.
Now if you would like an intimate meeting with the sun, We could arrange that.
We have given Our most devoted followers great gifts. Just ask Arcel, who was formerly an ordinary mortal unicorn. We granted him the gift of immortality, and the gift of innate flight.
((ooc: Nightmare Moon may or may not be a goddess, depending on how you define the term. She’d be perhaps closer to Apep/Apophis in Egyptian religion (who was immortal and extremely powerful, but wasn’t so much worshipped as worshipped against) than the classical Greco-Roman concept of divinity.))